Thanks, I hate it!

By dudezilla - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a text message from a number I didn't know telling me, "Fine. It's over, have a wonderful life." I've never had a girlfriend and now I get broken up with by girls I don't even know. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 856
You deserved it 3 948

Top comments

lwdjaymac 1

How do you know it was a girl? o_O

What? You get a wrong number and now your life is over? Clearly someone needs to grow a pair.

Comments

A wrong number does not mean your life is ******. Stop posting boring FMLs.

theblazian 0

Could the fact that you never had a girlfriend have anything to do with the fact that you are an easily depressed, probably strongly lacking self-confidence, whiny twit? Methinks it does... dost! Grow a pair and GET IN THERE!

This sounds like something right out of a Garfield Comic: Jon: OMG i got a text Garfield! Hmm I wonder who this is? (opens the message). Garfield: WOW it's a miracle! Message: "Fine. It's over, have a wonderful life." Jon: Wow i dated an invisible woman! Garfield: Hey! How come she never baked any invisible cookies?

ah yo shut up man, just a wrong number thats all .. ****** the dude who has a FML is the 'boyfriend' not you .... so get a ******* life .... people these days are trying to find anything just to post in FML.com bitchesss

Soooo simple. Call the # from another phone (like at work) and see if a girl answers. You prob don't even have to say anything. If it's a girl, wait a few days and call her. Tell her you've liked her for a while and heard that she's available. Ask to meet, and ask that she wear something special so you'll know it's her ('cause you haven't seen her in a while).

South_Park_Shay 0

...how is this a FML? really?

rachaelxlove 0

OMG, Get over yourselves. "How is this an FML?" Why is it necessary to ask that question? People on FML are so retarded, it's not even worth reading FML's anymore because of the idiotic comments that users post. Don't like it? Don't comment it. Simple as that. OP, that stinks. Lol, but I'm sure you'll meet someone eventaully =)

It's almost not worth reading the FML because of the comment? You know you can read the FML without reading the comment, right?

moonlight_daze 8

The FML is that insult was added to injury.

moonlight_daze 8

WTF? I don't know how this comment appeared here. Anyway, I added the comment again as a reply to what I meant to reply to.

YDI for living in Connecticut. I mean come on...