Lonely, Texting and Love: Thanks, I hate it! - FML

Thanks, I hate it!

By dudezilla - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a text message from a number I didn't know telling me, "Fine. It's over, have a wonderful life." I've never had a girlfriend and now I get broken up with by girls I don't even know. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 856

You deserved it 3 948

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Top comments

lwdjaymac 1

Tuesday 13 October 2009 19:44

How do you know it was a girl? o_O

pleasetryagain 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 20:18

What? You get a wrong number and now your life is over? Clearly someone needs to grow a pair.

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briedom21 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 20:20

Well now that's she's single, why not trry to get to know her? Unless it was some one intentionally sending out texts to random numbers. Is she was breaking up with some one, wouldn't she have his name programed into her phone? So she wouldnt be dialing it.

aback 4

Tuesday 13 October 2009 20:21

You're a special kind of guy.

moonlight_daze 8

Tuesday 13 October 2009 20:27

lulz

xDEEEEEEEEEEE 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 20:27

How about **** the guy who that was meant for's life? His girl just broke up with him and he doesn't even know it. But anyways, now that she's single, and you're single, and you have her number, what are you gonna do about it?

moonlight_daze 8

Tuesday 13 October 2009 20:31

I disagree. **** the OP's life more than that dude's life. The OP has never even had a girlfriend before. ..Wait, how old is the OP again?

Poopybuttz 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 21:28

yes, you need to be older than 12 to have a girlfriend. or use this website. i hate children.

mcdonna 3

Tuesday 13 October 2009 21:33

why do you have to be older than 12 to have a girlfriend? i had a girlfriend when i was 7 and had my first kiss at 6

Roshan 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 20:36

Ohhhhhhhhhh snap!

Witchcraft_fml 4

Tuesday 13 October 2009 20:42

Get her number, call her, and start breathing heavily and moaning into the phone. Guaranteed way to make yourself feel better.

wicky90 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 20:42

Happend to me once too :p however i got called at 23.30 PM from some drunk girl at a party, screaming "its over!!!" and then hanging up! xD

NothingToGein 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 20:43

Stop being a pussy, play your A game, and bag her. I believe in you!

NothingToGein 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 20:45

HAHAHAHA!! WIN!

doctorseuss 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 20:50

WHO CARES

DoingItWrong 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 20:53

Ask her out. You know she is single now!

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You deserved it 1 838

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You deserved it 480

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