Love and Awkward: Thanks for your service

Thanks for your service

By really - 19/02/2013 15:27 - United States - Knoxville

Today, I was at a club when a notoriously desperate and disgusting guy asked me to grind with him. Hoping for some backup, I coolly said, "You'll have to ask my boyfriend." My boyfriend's response? "Yeah, man, I don't care." FML

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By unknown - 15/06/2011 10:20 - United States

Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2015 04:43 - Canada - Qualicum Beach

Today, desperate to meet a guy, I went clubbing. The only guy to show any interest opened with, "You're hot, for a black chick!" FML

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By therealkathl - 05/03/2015 13:32 - Austria

Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2014 01:31 - United States

Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML

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By lonelyboy101 - 27/08/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, so I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML

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By noooooooo - 18/03/2013 00:10 - United States - Laurinburg

Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML

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By grenade - 17/07/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML

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By royallymessedup - 21/08/2014 16:36

Today, some random bloke introduced himself at a bar by asking to fuck me. I got tongue-tied trying to say both "fuck off" and "please go away". I ended up telling him to "Please fuck away." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2010 21:26 - United States

Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML

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By Umidknickname - 17/06/2017 16:00

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going away for the weekend to go clubbing with his mates. I would be fine with it, except the mates he's going with already tried to get him to cheat on me. FML

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nyxiny 22

Tuesday 19 February 2013 19:05

Is it really that hard to say, "Sorry, but no thank you"?

illmatic2 16

Tuesday 19 February 2013 19:05

Just tell him to **** off.

Comments

Narcisse_fml 25

Tuesday 19 February 2013 19:43

Your boyfriend won't be with you everywhere you go. You totally deserved it for not speaking up for yourself. A simple, "No, thank you." probably would've sufficed.

xInwex 12

Tuesday 19 February 2013 19:44

I would have just said, "no thanks, I'm actually here with my boyfriend." Why make it so difficult?

TheChelseaSays 34

Tuesday 19 February 2013 19:44

Why were you even at the club with your boyfriend? Of course people are going to ask you to grind on them. That is basically the point of clubbing. It's not exactly an activity for couples. YDI for not telling him no yourself.

Michael_92 20

Tuesday 19 February 2013 22:51

So let me get this straight. If I had a gf and we wanted to go to the club with some friends for dancing and a good time we couldn't because we're a couple...that makes no sense.

dontpanic_fml 32

Tuesday 19 February 2013 23:19

Sometimes no matter now long I think about it, I can't begin to understand how some people's minds come to certain conclusions. This is one of those times.

gracehi 31

Wednesday 20 February 2013 0:14

My boyfriend and I go clubbing all the time because I like dancing and drinking. THAT is what clubbing is for. My boyfriend goes with me because neither one of us wants me to dance and drink with someone else.

YepThatsMeee 23

Wednesday 20 February 2013 6:42

I see this kind of comment now and then on FML but it never ceases to amaze me - "clubbing is not an activity for couples." Right, coz all couples always want to be alone, play music really soft or not at all, and drink milk?

Spectre529 12

Tuesday 19 February 2013 19:46

Just tell him "no"?

Eorlas 31

Tuesday 19 February 2013 19:49

What would you have said if your boyfriend wasn't there? You don't need him to speak for your relationship if you can do that yourself. YDI.

loserman67 35

Tuesday 19 February 2013 19:54

You tested the waters and got your toes burned. Why ask? If the answer is no, then it's no. You don't need your boyfriend to "back you up." I think you need to do some apologizing to your boyfirend and then go scrub your lady parts with borax and bleach