Love, Awkward and Parents: Teenage PDA warning

Teenage PDA warning

By Bali_Boil - 16/01/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house, and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home, and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15-minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML

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Same thing different taste

By talkssuck - 30/03/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML

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You deserved it 18 533

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 05:56 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML

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By topfisherman - 05/02/2010 20:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML

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By cockblocked - 11/05/2012 18:29 - United States - Goose Creek

Today, I asked my dad if my girlfriend could sleep over. He winked at me and agreed. When I brought her home, we went to my room for a quickie. There, I saw that my dad had taped multiple Richard Simmons posters to the wall, causing my girlfriend to suddenly come down with a "headache." FML

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Great, just great

By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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Sitcom moment

By Anonymous - 24/01/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my crush invited me to her house and I ended up meeting her dad. Then she suddenly had to dash off because her boyfriend, whom I had no idea existed, unexpectedly had free time so they were going on a last minute date, which left me awkwardly sat there in the kitchen with her dad. FML

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By noo - 11/10/2009 10:54 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend's mother called me to tell me she didn't appreciate our "public amorous behaviour" at the local food court. I didn't go out all day. FML

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You deserved it 2 422

By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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You deserved it 39 375

By tehaustiebear - 03/10/2012 22:03 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to play Twister. Her parents watched us the whole time, making sure we didn't touch. FML

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By Jake - 28/09/2010 17:35 - United States

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML

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null_fml 11

Saturday 16 January 2010 9:06

Just be glad he didn't get there 15 minutes later.

Mango_Juice 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 10:28

I think YDI. You were disrespecting his household, and then he had to give you a ride. Shows me that you're still young. There are boundaries. But if you're going to be making out with your girlfriend, it is best not to do it where you both can't be caught by a parent.

Comments

harrisonmoon 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 19:53

your girl is a bitch for not going with you

uneed2calmdown 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:49

....how old are you, OP? I understand the fact that while there's a chance OP may be old enough to drive or even older, it's not likely that his girlfriend's father would give him this speech if it was just making out with his girlfriend (if he was at least 16 or so) which leads me to think OP is much younger..

boatkicker 4

Monday 18 January 2010 2:59

You underestimate overprotective fathers. My father got angry once simply because he found out I had a crush on a guy, when I was 16. He went on and on for about an hour about how I was too young to be thinking about dating, or boys. It's a good thing I had kept my mouth shut about any previous crushes. My father also gave a talk similar to the one OP received to my first boyfriend, and once to a friend of mine who I wasn't interested in, which was REALLY awkward. This is all WITHOUT having seen any kissing. I can't imagine what it would have been like if he had seem me making out with someone. I'm also not the only one with a father whose done this. I've watched one of my friends fathers talk to her boyfriend about boundaries, in front of a whole crowd of us. I've watched fathers drag male friends of mine to church with them to remind them of boundaries. I've comforted a friend whose boyfriend got kicked out of her house for kissing her. Not one of these situations happened when the couple was under 16.

gonaners16 4

Monday 18 January 2010 5:16

heh, overprotective fathers. they sure are lovely, especially when both both the girl and boyfriend's fathers are overprotective...

mrfreak219 3

Monday 18 January 2010 17:04

why are people saying YDI because the OP is 'too young' not eveyone has a car, maybe the op is 19, but doesnt have a job, so cant get a car

ravenblades1670 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 6:52

dumbass

beastingurl 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 21:02

how old are you if you need a ride home from her father?

gszmam 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 19:17

Tell him you ****** his daughter while he was at worl

DinoBonertaco 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 5:55

So, did you know that a Dinosaur, can not, and i repeat CAN NOT, eat a taco, during the time period that said dinosaur has an erection? Don't believe me? ok, ok next time you see a dinosaur, with an erection, of course, see if it is eating a taco. but IT WON'T BE, simply because dinosaurs cant have tacos with a boner (:

MentallyDull 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 21:26

So random.... :P

Legendslayer222 26

Monday 18 July 2011 23:37

Bah, who needs physical boundries. ;P

sorrowevicteon 9

Monday 2 January 2012 6:20

Try listening to your girlfriend's mom give you a speech TWICE about not having sex after your girlfriend confessed to her that you had sex. Aaaaaaaakward...