Love, Awkward and Parents: Teenage PDA warning

Teenage PDA warning

By Bali_Boil - 16/01/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house, and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home, and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15-minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML

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By talkssuck - 30/03/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML

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You deserved it 18 533

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 05:56 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML

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You deserved it 3 931

By topfisherman - 05/02/2010 20:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML

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You deserved it 42 232

By cockblocked - 11/05/2012 18:29 - United States - Goose Creek

Today, I asked my dad if my girlfriend could sleep over. He winked at me and agreed. When I brought her home, we went to my room for a quickie. There, I saw that my dad had taped multiple Richard Simmons posters to the wall, causing my girlfriend to suddenly come down with a "headache." FML

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You deserved it 23 940

Great, just great

By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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Sitcom moment

By Anonymous - 24/01/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my crush invited me to her house and I ended up meeting her dad. Then she suddenly had to dash off because her boyfriend, whom I had no idea existed, unexpectedly had free time so they were going on a last minute date, which left me awkwardly sat there in the kitchen with her dad. FML

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You deserved it 104

By noo - 11/10/2009 10:54 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend's mother called me to tell me she didn't appreciate our "public amorous behaviour" at the local food court. I didn't go out all day. FML

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You deserved it 2 422

By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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You deserved it 39 375

By tehaustiebear - 03/10/2012 22:03 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to play Twister. Her parents watched us the whole time, making sure we didn't touch. FML

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You deserved it 2 740

By Jake - 28/09/2010 17:35 - United States

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML

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null_fml 11

Saturday 16 January 2010 9:06

Just be glad he didn't get there 15 minutes later.

Mango_Juice 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 10:28

I think YDI. You were disrespecting his household, and then he had to give you a ride. Shows me that you're still young. There are boundaries. But if you're going to be making out with your girlfriend, it is best not to do it where you both can't be caught by a parent.

Comments

dingdong666 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 10:32

no11. Really? some people will find anything to say YDI to. if you had a GF then you'd be making out with her gees

BeeSkwaird 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 13:29

I agree with #11. Obviously we're talking about someone young enough to need a ride, and it sounds like he needs a little parenting in the area of boundaries.

Airch 9

Saturday 16 January 2010 17:30

tbh dude, I wouldn't be making out with any girl in front of her father or immediate family. it just shows a plain lack of respect and social etiquette. YDI for not being socially aware.

sorrowevicteon 9

Monday 2 January 2012 6:15

Doesn't count if she attacks your face. Been there...

GodOfBeer 5

Saturday 16 January 2010 10:55

YDI for not driving...guess you deserved to be chaperoned...

jesssyyy2043 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 11:23

HAHA! :)

catkat1988 17

Saturday 16 January 2010 11:27

What happened to walking? Bicycling? Or getting your own parents to pick you up? You should be grateful that your girlfriends father even takes the time to bother.

1ThatOneGuy1 0

Saturday 27 October 2012 22:51

If it takes a 15 minute drive it mudt be 10 miles away...

Cristaderzi 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 11:40

Your lucky he didnt hurt you or kill you!! Most dads would seriously do damage too ANY male that threatened his daughter's chastity!!! Sooo OP YDI!! I'm against violence however society is what it is for a reason!!!

Libelau 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 11:55

It's all part of it man, awkward conversations never stay away when you have a relationship at a young age. Atleast he drove you home, if he threw you out and told you to walk or something, now then you'd have a problem!