Gross and Animals: Tasty

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By spiderlady - 21/09/2015 03:00 - United States

Today, I walked face first into a near-invisible spiderweb. There's nothing worse than the feeling of a spider web wrapped around your face. Except maybe the feeling of the spider that saw my screaming mouth as a good hiding spot. FML

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By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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By pinkXpress1023 - 08/07/2013 18:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I had the opportunity to taste a live spider by walking into its web in the dark. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 19:02 - United States

Today, as I was walking through the park I had to yawn. In mid-yawn, with my mouth wide open, I walked right through a spider web getting both the spider and the prey it was eating stuck in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2012 12:39 - Australia

Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML

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Adapt, improvise, overcome

By Arthur B. - 24/09/2019 12:01

Today, I saw a spider in my kitchen. Freaked, but trying to be humane, I held out a piece of paper so it would climb on, and I would then put it outside. However, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to whack at where the spider was - my face. I stumbled around, disoriented; the spider got away. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 17:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML

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Leave spiders to chill

By Anonymous - 17/12/2020 14:07

Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML

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By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

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Juicy breakfast

By Anonymous - 07/01/2022 01:01 - Canada - Warman

Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, my cat ran outside. As I ran around the side of my house to get her, I felt a gigantic spiderweb land on my face. I also felt a light thud on my eye and it started to tear up. I ran inside and looked in a mirror, the spider was in my eye. FML

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Monday 21 September 2015 14:30

Everyone's worst nightmare oh god.

WitEluded 13

Monday 21 September 2015 14:35

As bad as that experience was for you, imagine the FML written from the spider's perspective...

Comments

I_Like_Dogs 28

Monday 21 September 2015 15:48

I would say that you should set your mouth on fire, but I'm guessing you already did.

americanafrican 32

Monday 21 September 2015 16:34

walk with your mouth closed?

Colon_Man 17

Monday 21 September 2015 16:43

Now, did you gain the power of a spider, or did the spider gain the power of a human?

christopherwilli 14

Monday 21 September 2015 17:45

Why was your mouth open?

Spudnik 21

Monday 21 September 2015 18:35

Well you kinda need your mouth open to be able to scream...

Omniprism 14

Monday 21 September 2015 18:29

He was just as scared as you.

Kingsz 7

Monday 21 September 2015 19:38

Most spiders wouldn't even go near a persons mouth let alone use it as a hiding spot.

ARetardedSeal 24

Monday 21 September 2015 19:42

I once had a woodlouse spider crawling on my hand. But I was wearing work gloves

twaring11 11

Monday 21 September 2015 19:48

Don't suppose this was on a newspaper round was it ? happens to me all the time -.-

makeupmymind 14

Monday 21 September 2015 19:49

Spiders actually try to avoid human mouths as much as possible. The deep vibrations from breath and talking scare them, along with the warmth of breathing.