Tasty

By spiderlady - 21/09/2015 03:00 - United States

Today, I walked face first into a near-invisible spiderweb. There's nothing worse than the feeling of a spider web wrapped around your face. Except maybe the feeling of the spider that saw my screaming mouth as a good hiding spot. FML
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WitEluded 13

As bad as that experience was for you, imagine the FML written from the spider's perspective...

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rshweky 17

Seven more spiders left to swallow this year!

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SK8WITME 19

Spider: Hi human, nice shining teeth. wouldn't it be a shame if I were to.... piss on it

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jadenjacksonm 14

Omf I'd be so upset, I don't know why idiots say YDI. FYL op.

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pnex 2

It's not as if the spider web fell from the sky. She walked right into it.

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worldclassrager 39

That's worse than walking into oncoming traffic...but the person does eat an average of five spiders in their sleep...just getting a start during the day

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Mightytall 35

God won't help with that one. Instead I expect a slight giggle and setting the trap for the next person...

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Weasely 11

I hike a lot and spiderweb-in-face is a common annoyance hahah. Next time just be calm and wipe the spiderweb away. If you didn't scream it wouldn't have gotten in your mouth.

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skyeyez9 24

I woke up with a large wolf spider on my face during a camping trip once. But thankful one never ended up in my mouth! I would have been traumatized. Poor OP!

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