Transportation and Lonely: Take the L

Take the L

By lyla - 20/03/2012 19:15 - United States

Today, I was on the train ride home from a trip to Florida, and I gave my mom a call. While we talked, I made an offhand comment that all my friends back home must miss me. She knowingly asked if I meant my Sims and my cat. FML

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By taylor124 - 22/08/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I listened to a voicemail from my mom about how she misses me and can't wait to see me when I get back from vacation. Thinking she hung up, my mother then had a conversation with my aunt about how quiet the house is without me and how she'd be blessed if I didn't come home. FML

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By baddaughter - 16/11/2009 17:11 - Canada

Today, I called my mother who is vacationing in Florida with my dad and sister. Before they left I told them I would be very responsible and that they could trust me. The first thing she asked me is if all the animals were still alive. I said yes. I lied. Her favourite cat drowned in the pool. FML

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By whymomwhy - 11/07/2015 17:20 - United States - Salem

Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML

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By thanksmom - 01/05/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, I called my mom for the first time in a few weeks, just to chat because I miss her. When she picked up, the first thing she said was, "Why are you calling? What's wrong? Do you have swine flu??" When I told her that I didn't, and I just wanted to chat, she hung up. FML

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By Tragic - 27/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I heard my mom ask "Are you okay?" I opened my mouth to tell her about how I've been feeling suicidal lately. At that second, I realized she was talking to my cat. FML

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By cat co-parent - 03/01/2015 00:11 - Australia

Today, my mum sat me down for a serious talk about not being home enough - not because she misses me, but because the family cat needs more stability in her life. FML

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Talk to me

By JoseIsAdork - 11/01/2016 18:03 - United States - Somers

Today, I realized how lonely I am, when I got a call from an elderly women who had dialed the wrong number. We ended up having a 20 minute conversation about her cat and how he "just won't use the darn litter pan." I was sad when she had to hang up. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2012 14:50 - United States - Cabin John

Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML

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Motherly love

By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 21:23 - United States

Today, I rode home alone on a train. I accidentally missed my stop, but wasn't worried about it. My mom did not share my optimism and actually called the train company, saying that I was "lost" and "special". They thought she meant I was retarded. They wouldn't believe me when I said I wasn't. FML

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By NoFriends - 02/08/2009 17:12 - United States

Today, I was with my mom and my boyfriend at lunch. My phone rings and my mom excitedly says "You have friends!" As I'm about to answer it, she pulls out her phone from under the table and says "Kidding, it's just me." My boyfriend starts cracking up, and they exchange a high five. FML

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Wednesday 21 March 2012 0:33

You sound suspiciously like me.

columbia20 8

Wednesday 21 March 2012 0:34

Doesn't matter got tan.

Comments

sportstar691 12

Wednesday 21 March 2012 10:28

Feel your pain!!

drmountaindeww 0

Wednesday 21 March 2012 12:00

Aha

MinnaAlina 3

Wednesday 21 March 2012 16:02

haha omg you're the american version of me. If your cat is orange and named stitch i'll shit myself

WTFTravis 5

Thursday 22 March 2012 0:53

LMFAO, but i play sims to :l

strawberryspacejam 11

Thursday 22 March 2012 3:18

i live in florida!! what part were u in??

hehaha 0

Saturday 24 March 2012 1:25

It's okay, I've come to learn that sims are the only people you can trust.

immortal231 6

Saturday 24 March 2012 17:54

Sims are the best if friends

ouchiness 2

Wednesday 28 March 2012 6:47

My sister said the same thing to me yesterday :3

claudia19801811 14

Tuesday 29 July 2014 14:43

Haha i'm downloading sims2 ultimate collection now (free from origin till 31st)

Larco_fml 3

Sunday 17 August 2014 3:23

Kind of a weird comment for OP to make in the first place.

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