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By Anonymous - / Friday 27 June 2014 23:50 / United States
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Nacho all the way! Gotta love the classics! As good as they are though I don't know if I would choose them over sex...mostly because you can always just eat them after sex and everything tastes better after!:)

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#76 - because most of us men don't know how to multitask. So your performance in bed is not as good while eating Doritos. A plot twist to #46's idea would be suggesting to have sex WITH Doritos. Trust me i know. I am a random Internet user.

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#39 actually there is an ad for Doritos with the same concept, only in the ad it helps the person get laid it's on YouTube and name is banned Doritos commercial

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Punishment like that isn't productive. It's not like her husband is an infant child who needs negative reinforcement.

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He's not actually saying they should divorce #34, just that on 99% of FML's involving couples, that comment will come up.

Normally I would suggest combining food with sex (e.g., have him eat it off your body), but I'm not sure how well that would work with Doritos... Better luck next time OP.

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