Cars, Road rage and Transportation: Tailgate party

Tailgate party

By Anonymous - 23/05/2014 22:06 - Canada - Oakville

Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML

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You deserved it 15 886

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 43 573

By no, don't save me or nothing - 04/08/2013 16:53 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML

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You deserved it 8 901

By cool trick buddy - 01/01/2017 08:59 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I was tailgated on the highway. There was a car in the lane next to me, and my tailgater was WAY too close to risk slowing down, so I sped up in order to switch lanes, which bumped me over the speed limit. That's when my tailgater turned on the flashing lights. FML

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You deserved it 393

By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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You deserved it 197

By WTF - 27/09/2015 07:57 - Poland - Wroclaw

Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML

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You deserved it 1 552

Rollin'

By Anonymous - 01/09/2016 03:40 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was driving home when a guy crashes into me from behind. I get out of my car and tell him that I'm going to call the cops. He then asks me if we can move to a corner because we're blocking the way, so then get back in to move. I look in the mirror to see him driving off. FML

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You deserved it 4 693

By hello higher premiums, fuckwad - 25/08/2013 16:23 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was driving down a one-way street, when some raging dumbass came screaming the wrong way down the road at me. My instant reaction was to brake and give the guy a chance to do the same. His instant reaction was to keep going and wreck my car. FML

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You deserved it 3 068

By tailgaterhater - 17/08/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, a girl was tailgating me, even though I was going at speed limit. Annoyed, I drove 10 mph under the speed limit, and every time she honked, I went 5 mph slower. Too bad she got the last laugh… I was pulled over for "reckless driving." FML

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You deserved it 47 384

By serveandprotectyeahright - 20/11/2010 14:00 - United States

Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML

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You deserved it 4 573

Unwarranted bitchiness

By lois2lane - 23/12/2009 07:15 - United States

Today, a car was tailgating and honking at me while trying to pass me, so I decided to be a bitch back and go extremely slow. We got to a two lane road and the car passed me up. The man in the front seat flipped me off while pointing to his wife in the back seat who was clearly in labor. FML

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You deserved it 68 176

Ian7890 23

Saturday 24 May 2014 5:25

Just ignore them, that seems to do the trick

Ilikepie467 10

Saturday 24 May 2014 5:26

C4 IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER

Comments

kelsorg 21

Saturday 24 May 2014 5:54

keep your eyes on the road! screw that dude.

91hayek 31

Saturday 24 May 2014 5:57

Why would anyone do this? Waste their own time and fuel? If I were you I'd be questioning my sanity. I'm not saying you're nuts, just that I have a propensity for paranoia and need to keep it in check.

lulinator 40

Saturday 24 May 2014 6:01

Should have just pulled over, or into a parking lot, he would have gone away.

slyde32 12

Saturday 24 May 2014 6:57

when you read a post on here, how much of it do you read?

rocker_chick23 27

Saturday 24 May 2014 7:16

Re-read the FML. OP stopped on the side of the road, and so did the asshole tailgating him.

Gremlinek 16

Saturday 24 May 2014 6:26

Call police or better yet pull next to police car and tell them someone been shadowing you + give them his license plate. In Easter Europe common way of stealing cars is causing fender bender and then forcing driver out of the car at gun/knife point.

tina326 16

Saturday 24 May 2014 7:09

Insurance scam?

khaled_almu 13

Saturday 24 May 2014 7:24

If u called the cops maybe that will less damages

awsomeandlegend 3

Saturday 24 May 2014 7:52

That was fun I didn't know I messing with u hahahahaha

Mynamewontfi 40

Saturday 24 May 2014 11:27

I'm not gonna believe it was really you, but still, you're an idiot if you think shit like this is funny.

drewflav 17

Saturday 24 May 2014 8:10

Should've just slammed on the brakes and let him hit you. You'd claim 100%.

ADTRfan3 9

Saturday 24 May 2014 8:13

What is op?

rocker_chick23 27

Saturday 24 May 2014 8:22

It means orgasmic peaches

z3r0d4z3 22

Saturday 24 May 2014 8:49

origami potatoes.

Mynamewontfi 40

Saturday 24 May 2014 11:28

Omnipotent Panda.

Emily062611 6

Saturday 24 May 2014 17:27

I don't know why it's so hard to just tell someone what it means. Different abbreviations can mean different things depending on the context and the best method is to ask the person using it what they meant. No need to be rude.