Concert, Allergies and Health: Suckerpunched

Suckerpunched

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the imperial fist of spring allergies knocked me flat on my ass. The time I was going to spend at the outdoor concert I paid $80 for was instead spent in my car, driving back home. FML

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You deserved it 3 163

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2023 12:00 - United States - Elizabeth City

Today, like many other days before, my allergies decided, "screw you, you're dealing with me year round, no allergy medicine will keep me away, and you're going to break out in sneezing fits at the worst possible moments, which includes while you're driving on the highway." Shocking that I haven't been in a wreck yet, but still… FML

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By anonymous - 11/08/2010 19:19 - Canada

Today, after saving up my money for weeks, I went to see my favorite artist in concert with my friends. Two songs in, I passed out, hit my head, and had to have someone drive me home. FML

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Spill the T

By Seasonal Suck - 28/09/2022 09:30 - United States

Today, seasonal allergies are whooping my ass again. The last time this happened was… only two weeks ago. Even more unfortunately, today also marks the day I discovered that while hot tea does help soothe my poor, inflamed throat, if I drink too much of it without a break, I throw up. FML

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By Samantha Glennie - 13/07/2018 20:30

Today, due to the high pollen count and despite taking hay fever medicine, I passed out in the bathroom from not being able to breathe. My mother accused me of doing it on purpose to make her late for work. FML

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Doom Metal will do that to you

By Meg93 - 26/06/2019 23:00

Today, I went to a concert for the first time in 5 years. I got all dressed up and even ended up hanging out with the band. The night came to a screeching halt when I got a migraine and ended up in the ER vomiting non-stop. I was in the hospital all night. FML

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Choking over here

By JD. - 13/04/2021 00:30

Today, I made the horrible mistake of leaving my car windows cracked while at work. Not only is the exterior yellow due to the pollen, but so is the interior. I'm not allergic, but you can feel the pollen in the back of your throat. FML

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You deserved it 262

By FlowerPower - 20/07/2009 21:32 - United States

Today, I took a big sniff of a flower in my garden. I spent the rest of the morning blowing little bugs out of my nose. FML

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You deserved it 18 288

By Anonymous - 21/05/2013 11:42 - United States

Today, while at a concert, I stepped into a restroom to use my nasal spray since my allergies were acting up. Apparently, someone thought that I had been snorting coke in the stall. I was escorted outside and had to wait for the cops until I could explain everything. I missed the headliner. FML

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You deserved it 3 504

By xloverin - 14/11/2015 16:23 - Slovakia - Bratislava

Today, I remembered that the concert I bought tickets for over a month in advance was yesterday. FML

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I get it

By Anonymous - 30/10/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I caught the sickness going around, which meant I had to cancel concert tickets, classes I was supposed to take, and turn down a once-in-a-lifetime reservation. The universe doesn't want me to experience good things. Message received. FML

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You deserved it 98

mpsteve137 15

Sunday 29 April 2012 2:11

That blows like a runny nose

The_Hitdude 12

Sunday 29 April 2012 2:24

OP, you should get the official DocBastard© Allergy Fighter. A pill, you ask? Ha, of course not! It's a Medical Warrior! Doc doesn't **** around with allergies.

Comments

Trisha_aus 15

Sunday 29 April 2012 3:35

No allergy medicine?!

McKenna1234 0

Sunday 29 April 2012 3:39

Try using Claritin that's what I use and I love it I have horrible allergies but when I take Claritin then its like I don't have allergies

EricWill 1

Sunday 29 April 2012 3:44

I love the wording of this one

newmandotcom 6

Sunday 29 April 2012 3:53

YDI. You shouldn't pay $80 to go outside. You can do that for free you know.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 29 April 2012 6:51

She paid for a TICKET to go to a concert she has to PAY for. Are you semi-illiterate?

KendratheUnicorn 0

Sunday 29 April 2012 3:58

Shouldn't you know you're going to get allergies?

Awsumuzzie 12

Sunday 29 April 2012 4:02

Vader you doing? Luke, go back and everything will be fine if you take an allergy pill. Kenobi any more wasteful of your money? Yoda not really deserve this, though.

Azula272 14

Sunday 29 April 2012 15:45

This only works if you read it in a Jamaican accent.

KuchkaNumberOne 2

Sunday 29 April 2012 4:05

They make medication for that...

mars13_fml 8

Sunday 29 April 2012 4:09

That sucks big time, I would've stayed at the concert instead of going home though. If your going to be miserable anyway why be miserable at home alone when you could be at a concert?