Concert, Allergies and Health: Suckerpunched

Suckerpunched

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the imperial fist of spring allergies knocked me flat on my ass. The time I was going to spend at the outdoor concert I paid $80 for was instead spent in my car, driving back home. FML

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You deserved it 3 163

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2023 12:00 - United States - Elizabeth City

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By anonymous - 11/08/2010 19:19 - Canada

Today, after saving up my money for weeks, I went to see my favorite artist in concert with my friends. Two songs in, I passed out, hit my head, and had to have someone drive me home. FML

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By Seasonal Suck - 28/09/2022 09:30 - United States

Today, seasonal allergies are whooping my ass again. The last time this happened was… only two weeks ago. Even more unfortunately, today also marks the day I discovered that while hot tea does help soothe my poor, inflamed throat, if I drink too much of it without a break, I throw up. FML

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By Samantha Glennie - 13/07/2018 20:30

Today, due to the high pollen count and despite taking hay fever medicine, I passed out in the bathroom from not being able to breathe. My mother accused me of doing it on purpose to make her late for work. FML

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By Meg93 - 26/06/2019 23:00

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By JD. - 13/04/2021 00:30

Today, I made the horrible mistake of leaving my car windows cracked while at work. Not only is the exterior yellow due to the pollen, but so is the interior. I'm not allergic, but you can feel the pollen in the back of your throat. FML

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By FlowerPower - 20/07/2009 21:32 - United States

Today, I took a big sniff of a flower in my garden. I spent the rest of the morning blowing little bugs out of my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2013 11:42 - United States

Today, while at a concert, I stepped into a restroom to use my nasal spray since my allergies were acting up. Apparently, someone thought that I had been snorting coke in the stall. I was escorted outside and had to wait for the cops until I could explain everything. I missed the headliner. FML

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By xloverin - 14/11/2015 16:23 - Slovakia - Bratislava

Today, I remembered that the concert I bought tickets for over a month in advance was yesterday. FML

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I get it

By Anonymous - 30/10/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I caught the sickness going around, which meant I had to cancel concert tickets, classes I was supposed to take, and turn down a once-in-a-lifetime reservation. The universe doesn't want me to experience good things. Message received. FML

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mpsteve137 15

Sunday 29 April 2012 2:11

That blows like a runny nose

The_Hitdude 12

Sunday 29 April 2012 2:24

OP, you should get the official DocBastard© Allergy Fighter. A pill, you ask? Ha, of course not! It's a Medical Warrior! Doc doesn't **** around with allergies.

Comments

iiTsAJ 5

Sunday 29 April 2012 6:53

^ Lol fail

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 29 April 2012 6:55

For god's sake. She is not a nun, she's a Muslim Girl. She is wearing a Hijab. Next person who ask the same question, i'm gonna flip a shit!

BloodFaerie 21

Sunday 29 April 2012 7:40

Even if I get annoyed when people play the "i have it worse" card... I'm going to come close to saying so, when I ask... why did you have to miss the concert just because of allergies? I have to work sometimes even though my allergies are killing me and on top of that, my other physical ailments like to kick my ass up and down my store. And a concert only requires you to sit/stand there and listen..... and it's not like allergies are contagious... and they DO make medicine for these things nowadays, and not all of them with awful side-effects.... maybe you should ask a doctor about a good one for you or maybe a shot?

lilypie86 0

Sunday 29 April 2012 7:51

Get allergy tablets! I have bad hayfever but control it with tablets..I refuse to let it rule my summer/spring xx

buzzbee21 3

Sunday 29 April 2012 11:04

Ydi....if you know you have allergies, stay prepared with medication

Azula272 14

Sunday 29 April 2012 15:35

The Shogun of Sneezes seppuku'd your ass!

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 29 April 2012 17:28

Zyrtec

Jaoriprilj 17

Sunday 29 April 2012 18:27

That sucks, but this is why I take a pill everyday BEFORE I go anywhere. Just in case. Also, I take CVS brand "zyrtec." It lasts for "24 hours" (really, like 15, but who needs 24?) and costs far less than zyrtec. Now, the only time I sneeze is if I have to clean out my closet, basement, etc... (Large amounts of dust.)

SoultheWolf 19

Sunday 29 April 2012 21:30

Though it really sucked you didn't get to see the concert you completely deserve this. If you know you have allergies and it is an outdoor concert you should have taken medication in advance so you wouldn't get an allergy attack, or at least keep it from being sever.