Friends, Cops and Miscellaneous: Stitched up

Stitched up

By Busted - 26/07/2010 12:26 - South Africa

Today, I was woken up by the police pounding on my door, saying I was under arrest for stealing road signs. My friends went drinking last night and thought it would be funny to steal seven stop signs, four bus stop signs, and two children crossing signs, then plant them on my front lawn. FML

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By MattVh - 12/01/2010 17:23 - Belgium

Today, someone had put a lock on my bike. While I was trying to saw it off, the police drove by. I was arrested for trying to steal a bike and released four hours later when they figured out that it was actually my bike. FML

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By Sebastian20 - 08/05/2013 11:05 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML

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By ugh - 15/07/2013 11:46 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML

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Confess!

By hitandrun - 10/08/2009 18:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car and fled because I was so scared. Four hours later, the cops showed up at my house so I broke down crying confessing everything. Turns out, they weren't there about the car I hit. They were alerting me about the string of burglaries in my neighborhood recently. FML

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Nice neighborhood

By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 15:34 - United States - Lexington

Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML

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By FailedEngineer - 20/10/2009 21:31 - Australia

Today, I lost my house keys while staggering home drunk, so I decided to climb through an opened window and promptly went to bed. Twenty minutes later the police wake me up while attempting to search my place. The neighbors thought I was a burglar and called the cops. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2012 18:12 - United States - San Jacinto

Today, it's garbage day. My mom accidentally threw away a receipt she needed to return something and told me to go get it. While I was looking for it, a cop gave me hell for "stealing recyclables on private property." This all happened in my front lawn. FML

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Busted

By bustedfornuthin - 08/09/2010 04:42 - United States

Today, I was arrested by the police for sitting in what they thought was a stolen vehicle. After being slammed into the back of a squad car at gunpoint, they realized the car was actually recovered a week ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML

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Boozed up

By AuntSucka - 08/11/2009 01:35 - United States

Today, I let my nephew and his friend spend the night to watch movies. After I fell asleep, they stole my liquor and went roaming. When they saw the cop car in front of my house and realized they were busted, they went up to the cop and told them I gave them the alcohol to avoid being grounded. FML

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Maelific 0

Monday 26 July 2010 18:57

Time to find some new friends....

FYLDeep 25

Monday 26 July 2010 19:10

They should have thrown the signs on the yard of someone they hate. That would have made more sense.

Comments

piggy94 0

Monday 26 July 2010 20:12

how is this an fml? you have a crazily funny friend

QuixoticMcGee 0

Monday 26 July 2010 20:26

And now I know how those signs get in the signpost forest in Watson Lake, Yukon.

Saritasmiles 0

Monday 26 July 2010 20:41

your friends know how to party :] You didn't do anything wrong, if I were you I wouldn't have been worried. It's so easy for us to steal signs because we get hurricanes coming our way all the time. My friends like to collect them and none of us have gotten in trouble for it...yet.

Moonstarmist 0

Monday 26 July 2010 20:46

That's stupid. If you really stole those signs, I highly doubt that you'd stick them in your yard for the world to see. FYL for sure.

westsidewhite 0

Monday 26 July 2010 20:49

maybe you needed them? :D

Archaon_fml 0

Monday 26 July 2010 20:51

Is this about girls?

captainkrispy 2

Monday 26 July 2010 20:55

how do u make a fml account

towboatdude 0

Monday 26 July 2010 21:02

First to funny. Now ur story and stick to it. I didn't do it and you didn't see me do it. and you can't prove I did it. all you know is they where in my front yard. and I don't know how they got there.