Spray it

By GoldenShower - 25/06/2009 10:17 - United States

Today, I was awoken by my son squirting liquid on me from a bottle. We have a high deer population in our area, so I spray urine contained in black bottle on my plants to help deter the deer from eating them. I also water my flowers with water from a blue bottle. My son used the black one. FML
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Zuriel45 0

good news is the deer won't be taking any bites out of you.

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coldplaylive2003 0

Whose pee was is?

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noonecaresurfat 0

hey some people are into that kind of thing...

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easylazy 0

Perhaps you have been watering your plants with apple juice without realizing?

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SweetThang 0

I Wudnt have a bottle of pee... but if i did i wudnt leave it around for my child to get.

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delly_fml 0

I can understand that in NJ lots of people do that and it's normal U don't deserve it but u should have taught ur son about the black bottle

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Karma495 0

lol I live in NJ but I've never heard of that!!! ugh her neighborhood probably smells like piss

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Zuriel45 0

good news is the deer won't be taking any bites out of you.

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coldplaylive2003 0

Whose pee was is?

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Uvula 0

Could have made that alot shorter by saying your son is a douche bag!

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stephanietong 0

That would suck if it was your own piss..

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sayhello_fml 0

Would it be better if it had been someone else's? uhhhhh....

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yashr123 0

lol so true...^ who gives a **** tho theres no reason to get mad at the kid he was uninformed and a shower will clean u off its pee like (80%) water atleast its not like caramel or sand or something sticky id prefer pee

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Endymion_fml 0

Why did you put the bottle in a place where your son could reach it?!

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lesp 6

Hope you don't snore, or sleep with your mouth open.

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