Animals, Kids, Poopoo peepee and Gross: Spray it

Spray it

By GoldenShower - 25/06/2009 10:17 - United States

Today, I was awoken by my son squirting liquid on me from a bottle. We have a high deer population in our area, so I spray urine contained in black bottle on my plants to help deter the deer from eating them. I also water my flowers with water from a blue bottle. My son used the black one. FML

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By pist - 13/05/2018 01:30

Today, I was lying in a lawn chair next to my wooden fence when a yellow liquid started spraying me. The neighbor's douchebag son was peeing through the small hole in the fence and soaked me. FML

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By richkief76 - 10/05/2011 02:34

Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML

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By kafreen - 30/08/2016 19:35 - United States - Tucson

Today, I arrived at work early. I noticed the plants on the side of my classroom could use some water so I went out to do so. On the way, I found a beer can. Not wanting the kids to see it, I picked it up but some spilled on my dress. I quickly noticed a familiar smell. No, not beer. Urine. FML

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By jcesom - 01/08/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my father taught my son to pee on trees outside. We went to the mall later and my son decided to practice what he'd learned on a potted plant. FML

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By One mad mother - 06/04/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, as a joke, my husband filled my son's airtight water bottle with seltzer water before we went to kindergarten. The top blew off when he tried to drink, hitting him in the nose and spraying him with cold water. FML

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By grrrr - 08/02/2010 00:35 - United States

Today, my son learned about various animals in school, and how they urinate to mark their territory. Apparently, the entire second floor of my house is now my son's territory. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, while searching for the pungent odor that has been lingering in my son's bedroom, I discovered various types of juice my son has been "storing" to make wine. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2014 19:13 - United States - Lexington

Today, I found out that someone had peed into the bottle of Febreze that we keep in the dorm bathroom. I found this out when I sprayed it onto my coat to get rid of a weird smell. FML

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Thanks babe...

By okaykk - 05/09/2018 13:00

Today, after having hardly any sleep the whole weekend, I was woken up at 3:30 am by the sound of running water. I opened my eyes to find my fiancé peeing in my favorite water bottle. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2013 20:01 - United States - Danbury

Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML

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Zuriel45 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 20:39

good news is the deer won't be taking any bites out of you.

coldplaylive2003 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 20:44

Whose pee was is?

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batgirl_babygirl 0

Friday 26 June 2009 2:24

who keeps stuff like that in reach for kids to get ahold of...great job!!

youngdriver 0

Friday 26 June 2009 3:58

do you like, pee in a water bottle? im sorry but you deserved this. keep that damn urine out of his reach. kids don't realize what the **** their doing. totally your fault.

hellogoodbyexo09 0

Friday 26 June 2009 4:15

um why would your son even thinkk of spraying liquid on you to wake you up? wtf

treli1593 0

Friday 26 June 2009 4:25

ohh that sucks. theres no avoiding that. FYL

Sambo110 0

Friday 26 June 2009 4:58

And this is why I am never having kids.

lolzforfun228 3

Friday 26 June 2009 7:10

screw you kids are f***ing awesome. I have 2 btw so don't make the arguement "i bet you say that cuz your a kid"

zombifysara 6

Friday 26 June 2009 14:32

Some people just don't care for kids, you know. There's nothing wrong with that. Gasp, I know, an opinion that's different than yours! Oh no!

Sapphy 0

Friday 26 June 2009 5:08

thats why you keeps things like that out of their reach and tell them to never touch it. kids will almost do anything so dont think they wont spray you with a bottle full of urine.... well i guess you found that out the hard way. i just hope to god there is nothing hazardous that is within his reach...

aquarius6 0

Friday 26 June 2009 5:45

who gets to pee in your black bottle? probably ur son

onealhart54 0

Friday 26 June 2009 7:44

have you heard of a cupboard

cmac86 23

Friday 26 June 2009 8:44

the best part of waking up, is deer piss in your.....face. but it seems to me that you would want to keep the deer urine off of your pants, especially if you're going to wear them. that's how deer kill people. I don't know what you yanks in nj do, but in the south we sure don't want deer attacking us. I've always read and heard to NOT put it on you.