Spooked
By fucking mafia or what?? - 12/01/2013 22:02 - United States - Marysville
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Here is my theory: Some gosh darn kids, that roam the neighborhood, planted the famous "flaming paper bag with dog poop inside" prank many times on an innocent person. To get revenge, the innocent person found the darn kids who did it, and found the address to their house, only to miss the address getting the 2 confused with the 4, making your house the wrong house of right/wrong revenge. The only solution to this slightly humorous accident is death. Sorry.
Whose death? OPs or childrens?
Both, duh!!
67 wouldn't both be counter productive?
This situation has no positive outcomes, we are dealing with poop here.
oh geez that is gross
Calm your **** love!
I am thinking to say what a shitty situation... And by the way I am well prepared for the thumbs down...
I will admit, the fact that you say you're prepared for it made it SLIGHTLY less gratifying... No, no it really didn't. Why waste your time? Sheesh.
Yeeeeah. Nobody cares that you were bored...
Gotta be ghosts...I call it "paranormal crap-tivity"
A new crap pun! Love it!
******* didn't even wrap your present? Maybe UPS will come by and steal it if you place it in a box.
You got evidence to preserve in case something else happens op.
Some crazy shit is about to go down.
Since it's the wrong house, let's hope that the person who put it there doesn't make the same mistake twice. If you think about it, it is better than having actually been targeted because you pissed someone off.
But then again, maybe they did actually piss someone off...
It was probably the bartender you stiffed out of a tip. She got your address by searching the name off your credit card. ;P
You most likely went into the express "10 items or less" lane with 54 items. If so, YDI! Here, we have an overpriced grocery store that uses the grammatically correct "10 Items or fewer."
Publix--"Where shopping is a Pleasure"? Damn H. E. B spoiled you, I see!
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At least it wasn't lit on fire
I doubt the dog did it all by herself...