Spooked

By fucking mafia or what?? - 12/01/2013 22:02 - United States - Marysville

Today, I opened my front door to go out for groceries. Lying on my doorstep was a pile of poop. A piece of paper was taped to the ground beside it that read, "Do it again and you'll get more than dog shit." I don't have the slightest clue who I pissed off, or how. FML
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sniken 14

I doubt the dog did it all by herself...

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foxtrousers 14

If you're worried it's the mafia, just keep an eye out for a bullet on your dashboard.

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kyiomi 18

No offense, but that is hilarious! Lol

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Barbelo 3

People still do that shit? Hell, whats next an imported fossilized mammoth turd. Change the note to "Return To Sender", or buy a aluminum baseball bat and wait for trespassers.

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haleyXcross 6

Awh, thats so mean! ): I hope youre okay OP!!

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prentiss2 2

Well then, for your sake, let's just hope whoever really pissed this person off doesn't piss them off again..

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AholeCop 11

Obviously you were the target of a naive new Mafia hitman. They said, "put a hit out." He heard, "put the shit out."

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whatwhyhoo 10

My wild guess is you didn't pick up after your dog.

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