Poopoo peepee, Gross and Miscellaneous: Spooked

Spooked

By fucking mafia or what?? - 12/01/2013 22:02 - United States - Marysville

Today, I opened my front door to go out for groceries. Lying on my doorstep was a pile of poop. A piece of paper was taped to the ground beside it that read, "Do it again and you'll get more than dog shit." I don't have the slightest clue who I pissed off, or how. FML

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By sammyxoxo - 18/12/2011 08:32 - Canada

Today, I stepped into a pile of dog shit on my doorstep, along with a note saying, "Keep your dog out of my yard." I don't own a dog. FML

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By morphea - 29/04/2015 22:54 - France - Chantepie

Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML

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Pick it up

By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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By anonymous - 02/02/2010 17:32 - France

Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML

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It wasn't me, or him

By ev_lyn_aw - 17/05/2017 04:00

Today, today while walking my dog in a different part of town, a man ran screaming out of his house, and threw a plastic bag at me. It was dog poop. It was the first time I'd ever walked in front of his house with my dog. FML

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By assassinmaster - 04/05/2017 04:00

Today, I saw a kid taking a dump next to my lawn. The good news: his mother picked up the poop to discard it. The bad news: she put it in my mailbox. I now have a pile of smelly brownish tissue-wrapped goo baking under the hot sun inside my mailbox. FML

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By Livingthedream - 12/08/2018 06:00

Today, I got home from a long day of work and saw a pile of dog puke on the kitchen floor. I went to get paper towels and found a pile of dog shit. With my foot. Both of my kids were home all day and left the piles for me to clean because "that's gross". FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2011 17:07 - Ireland

Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML

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By wellokaythen - 14/05/2013 19:52 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML

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By dirtyfoot - 18/01/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML

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aKaClickZ 4

Sunday 13 January 2013 3:15

At least it wasn't lit on fire

sniken 14

Sunday 13 January 2013 3:22

I doubt the dog did it all by herself...

Comments

tj5810 21

Sunday 13 January 2013 12:51

You should stop telling the 14 year old boy down the road that they're bird eggs. His parents are out for revenge.

Grimnirwher9 21

Sunday 13 January 2013 18:13

I see what you did there!

Elliestorm 8

Sunday 13 January 2013 18:37

Lol

randomness247 4

Sunday 13 January 2013 22:35

Well, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade! But.... It gave you shit. So idk.

iloveshim 14

Monday 14 January 2013 0:41

They couldn't have come up with something original so they took a cue from South Park?

xgetxbentx 13

Monday 14 January 2013 9:47

Perhaps tape a note to your door saying something like the following: "Dear person who left dog shit by my door, I think you may have the wrong house because I am unaware of what I may have done or to who. If you are certain I'm the correct person, please feel free to contact me so we can discuss the issue like adults. Sincerely, *your name here*"