Sex, Tattoos and Intimacy: Spooked

Spooked

By thatescalatedquickly - 07/11/2013 08:52 - United States - Collierville

Today, I was having sex for the first time with a girl who wanted to be friends with benefits. Halfway through sex she noticed that I had the same tattoo as her brother, and had a full-on panic attack that lasted half-an-hour. FML

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By sausages - 17/01/2014 20:56 - Macedonia - Skopje

Today, I went to get my first tattoo. Before we started, the tattooist told me to just relax and embrace the pain. I guess I did that too well; I kept getting an erection throughout. FML

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You big wuss

By Anonymous - 22/08/2023 04:00

Today, the girl I was going to hook up with took off her clothes and revealed she had an absolutely disturbing tattoo of a rotting zombie head on her lower stomach and groin, the idea being that during sex my penis would look like it was in the zombie's mouth. I couldn’t go through with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 10:48 - Canada

Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML

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You deserved it 71 865

By anon - 08/03/2009 08:47 - United States

Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a 'talk.' Now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML

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By guess I'm stuck - 16/04/2013 07:23 - United States - Alamo

Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2014 01:25 - United States - West Babylon

Today, my best friend and I, after years of sexual tension, began to have sex for the first time. Things got heated and he decided to abruptly stand up with me around him. I got so nervous, spazzed out, and now have 37 staples in my head courtesy of his bookshelf. FML

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Empathetic panic

By Anonymous - 20/05/2014 16:31 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, in the middle of my boyfriend finally giving me an orgasm, I had an anxiety attack, which caused him to have an attack of his own. I guess there is such a thing as having too much in common with your partner. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 11:40 - United Kingdom - Chatham

Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML

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Freaked out

By Anonymous - 16/06/2020 02:02

Today, I was about to have sex with my girlfriend for the first time. When I took my shirt off, she saw my chest acne. She ran out of my house and hasn't spoken to me in 5 hours. FML

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You deserved it 258

By JoshuasGirl - 23/12/2013 19:13 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML

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davidpropert 32

Thursday 7 November 2013 16:27

Since she didn't notice the tattoo until during sex, is it weird she knows her brother has the same one?

Welshite 39

Thursday 7 November 2013 16:26

Your name wouldn't happen to be Joe Dirt, would it?

Comments

Vnzlan_girl 10

Thursday 7 November 2013 16:38

It's just a tattoo. she needs to calm down. Get a new FWB hopefully one who is a bit more stable (:

emilyjgraham 34

Thursday 7 November 2013 19:12

I wouldn't say having a panic attack is mentally unstable. People who suffer cam lead pretty normal lives without it bothering them if they're able to keep what sets them off away. Maybe it was the initial thought of it. I'm sure she'll be play after a while. People should be so quick to want to get rid of someone!

breakinlegs 19

Thursday 7 November 2013 20:51

get rid of people quick, its not his girlfriend its just a girl who wanted to **** who clearly has problems

emilyjgraham 34

Sunday 10 November 2013 21:10

That is extremely selfish of you. Yes she might just be somebody to bang but I don't really think anyone should judge and "dump" someone because of a panic attack. I'm sorry, but I don't think whoever the girl goes on to be in a relationship with should be the only one that puts up with it. You'd make her feel like absolute shit if that were the case.

ChenEighty 20

Thursday 7 November 2013 16:52

With another tattoo? You're generally naked during sex.

killerclowns 8

Thursday 7 November 2013 17:03

I don't think she wants to be friends with benefits anymore

perdix 29

Thursday 7 November 2013 17:10

A half-hour should be enough time for you to finish. And her panicked breathing will make it sound like you're doing a good job -- the benefits go on and on!