Health, Embarrassing and Dentist: Splatter - FML

Splatter

By maninpain - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Kenya

Today, after a root canal, I went to the pharmacy for some pain killers. The cute girl behind the counter asked what I needed. When I opened my mouth to tell her, a wave of drool hurtled out and splattered on the counter. FML

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plantfood 4

Tuesday 11 October 2011 1:29

That happens to me,even with out a root canal.

maddylovesu 5

Tuesday 11 October 2011 1:30

Today, some guy came up to the counter where I work and accidently spit on my face now I am forced to clean up his drool from the counter. FML

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ShotgunMessiah 18

Thursday 13 October 2011 11:59

Just blame the drool on your attraction to her. It all goes away.

HappyPickles 11

Thursday 13 October 2011 14:44

FYL - but as a general rule, it's a good idea to avoid trying to chat up cute girls when you have a mouth full of drool (even if it's just your own...)

klago06 0

Monday 17 October 2011 7:50

Take it easy with the saliva next time. Haha

XxTooCoolxX 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 5:02

"Another Awkward Moment" !

yuuudiii 13

Sunday 11 December 2011 8:58

at least you not drooled over her

Angelpower44 11

Tuesday 17 January 2012 22:43

KENYAN!!!!!!!!! <3 Awkward much.... :L

ethanman82 8

Sunday 14 April 2013 4:13

i bt she ****** you so hard!

Rami Azzam 11

Saturday 20 May 2017 22:29

its ****** up, i know the feeling

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