Splatter

By maninpain - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Kenya

Today, after a root canal, I went to the pharmacy for some pain killers. The cute girl behind the counter asked what I needed. When I opened my mouth to tell her, a wave of drool hurtled out and splattered on the counter. FML
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plantfood 4

That happens to me,even with out a root canal.

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maddylovesu 5

Today, some guy came up to the counter where I work and accidently spit on my face now I am forced to clean up his drool from the counter. FML

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hannahcorrine 0

Everyone drools

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Lovesglee 3

Sry but thats HIL-ARI-OUS!!!!!! Feel better dude. And u might want to consider changing pharmacys...

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codizzzle 4

Coming from someone who works in a pharmacy, I'm sure she was just relieved it wasn't blood.

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

My point exactly... Especially when we are the only pharmacy in town who sells insulin syringes over the counter. Yup.

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codizzzle 4

That must make your life horrible. I feel your pain

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tigerbabe15 0

I had to get a root canal, I will never forget to brush my teeth agian

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InnerCosmo 5

"Coming from someone who works in a pharmacy, I'm sure she was just relieved it wasn't blood." True dat and you got pitty points.

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hateevryone 14

should've went through the drive-thru lol

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Broc831 6

its what's on the inside that counts? oh wait, you let everything inside end up on her counter... hmmm....

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kjcdk1 0

that spit would have been ur cum if it werent for that root canal

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Weirdo007 0

actually....if ur getting prescription medication....just give them the prescription....uif ur looking for OTC meds....just find it urself!

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