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By maninpain - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Kenya

Today, after a root canal, I went to the pharmacy for some pain killers. The cute girl behind the counter asked what I needed. When I opened my mouth to tell her, a wave of drool hurtled out and splattered on the counter. FML
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plantfood 4

That happens to me,even with out a root canal.

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maddylovesu 5

Today, some guy came up to the counter where I work and accidently spit on my face now I am forced to clean up his drool from the counter. FML

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Comments

rightsaidred 3

I have to say YDI for needing pain killers after a root canal. They aren't that damn bad. And I'm a wimp.

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Arivien 3

That's when you clean it, apologize, and say "Sorry about that, can I make it up to you with dinner?" Now casually slip her your number.

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k34nu 7

Had that done, brutal for a while after...

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jpallan 3

I know you, like every other guy, constantly scopes out the scene with regard to cute chicks. It's not a big deal and any mature woman just takes it in stride. It's what you're designed to do. But with a mouth full of blood and drool, it's not like you were going to be even looking for action, let alone laying down your game here. Yeah, it's unfortunate, I agree, but no big deal in the larger scheme of things.

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Evey15 4

Comment too long.... didn't read it ^.^

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ninjanels 7

Just say she was so pretty you drooled over her

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Evey15 4

Well, now that's just embarrassing :) u know u had no chance wit her in the first place ^.^

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j_cat187 19

You could of apologized and told her you where still high off of the anesthetic.

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catseventhst 0

Someone's not getting it in ahaha

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saidin 1

What on earth do you need painkillers for after a root canal? I've recently had one and there was no need.. Sure it hurts a bit during, but afterwards they've removed the nerves in that socket?

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