Health, Embarrassing and Dentist: Splatter

Splatter

By maninpain - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Kenya

Today, after a root canal, I went to the pharmacy for some pain killers. The cute girl behind the counter asked what I needed. When I opened my mouth to tell her, a wave of drool hurtled out and splattered on the counter. FML

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plantfood 4

Tuesday 11 October 2011 1:29

That happens to me,even with out a root canal.

maddylovesu 5

Tuesday 11 October 2011 1:30

Today, some guy came up to the counter where I work and accidently spit on my face now I am forced to clean up his drool from the counter. FML

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frankwolf86 0

Tuesday 11 October 2011 12:12

seriously u shoulda just gone with it... I would have been like... well that was embarrassing and pathethic so what r u doing tonight? lol win

m1keytC 0

Tuesday 11 October 2011 12:23

Sucks huh. Must have felt pretty awful huh.

DropBearHunter 8

Tuesday 11 October 2011 12:34

When she asked cash or credit, did you let her know you were going to pay by cheque?

cubsrock2 0

Tuesday 11 October 2011 22:50

I though that only happened in cartoons lmao

ejjamael 5

Wednesday 12 October 2011 0:17

could had wrote it down and told her that what happens when I see a beautiful girl, sorry for the embarrassing moment

amarieeee 4

Wednesday 12 October 2011 3:29

he was spittin' game!

thethatoneguy_21 4

Wednesday 12 October 2011 9:46

Dude, **** blocked by your own drool.

Kiirst_mt1994 26

Wednesday 12 October 2011 10:57

maybe you should have just wrote it down xD

badactor009 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 12:34

Forget about it. She is probably glad you didn't show up with diarrhea.

badactor009 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 12:36

You don't need a root canal to drool on the counter.

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