Love and Insulting: Sorry, but…

Sorry, but…

By Loveless - 29/10/2020 20:08

Today, my crush said that I was exceptionally ordinary. To my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 993

You deserved it 157

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Same thing different taste

By hatethatiloveyou - 10/02/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 933

You deserved it 14 786

So, are you in or are you out?

By The Fishing Pole - 15/06/2017 18:00

Today, I told my long time crush, "I love you," in an elaborate way. She replied, "What an interesting perspective." FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 758

You deserved it 779

Good enough

By SarahAnne - 13/08/2019 22:00

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I think I'm average looking. He told me that it was OK, unless he wakes up tomorrow with some standards, I'm good enough. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 789

You deserved it 438

By ug - 08/07/2009 20:51 - Canada

Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 736

You deserved it 4 548

Dadbods for ever

By Anonymous - 13/09/2022 14:30

Today, I was rejected by my crush at work, because I'm "too ripped." FML

I agree, your life sucks 831

You deserved it 339

You tried

By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 05:01 - United States - Gilbert

Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML

I agree, your life sucks 925

You deserved it 98

By hcditfi5foygy - 23/07/2018 19:04

Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 483

You deserved it 279

It's not unusual

By Anonymous - 10/11/2020 20:02

Today, I complimented my crush. No, I didn't call her beautiful or sexy, though those definitely apply. No, instead, I called her scrumptious. I can't even begin to explain. FML

I agree, your life sucks 760

You deserved it 287

By Random - 04/04/2017 07:00 - Canada - Langley

Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 022

You deserved it 381

Body positivity week

By FattieFatFat - 05/09/2023 14:00

Today, I overheard my crush and his friend talking about girls they would date. When his friend mentioned me, my crush said, “If she wasn’t fat, hell yeah.” Choking back tears at school for the rest of the day was not an easy task. FML

I agree, your life sucks 758

You deserved it 262

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 29 October 2020 21:19

In these crazy times, ordinary can be high praise. Also, he noticed you!

demix_fml 32

Thursday 29 October 2020 23:46

It’s a line that Luna says from HP.

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 29 October 2020 21:19

In these crazy times, ordinary can be high praise. Also, he noticed you!

genuinegoodguy 9

Thursday 29 October 2020 23:32

Find a better person to have a crush on.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 29 October 2020 23:41

Or maybe a worse person? She'd improve her odds by lowering her standards, not raising them.

kfchicken 31

Sunday 1 November 2020 10:45

let's stick with someone who better for her. lowering standards is not a good thing. find people who vibes with you, don't go for worse humans.

demix_fml 32

Thursday 29 October 2020 23:46

It’s a line that Luna says from HP.

OrySoma 11

Friday 30 October 2020 1:45

I mean atleast you're exceptional at something in their eyes?

Gigi Hill 6

Friday 30 October 2020 3:17

Did he mean extraordinary?

bobsanction 18

Friday 30 October 2020 19:22

At least you're exceptional at something.

diraven 15

Saturday 31 October 2020 16:40

Tell him to check out your butt

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Sorry, but…

Same thing different taste

So, are you in or are you out?

Good enough

Dadbods for ever

You tried

It's not unusual

Body positivity week

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