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By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 02:15 - Australia - Picton

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML

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By fthislyfe - 02/07/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By Jeff - 23/05/2019 22:21

Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML

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By rebeccacaissie - 21/11/2010 18:16 - United States

Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML

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By taiannalynn5 - 02/03/2011 23:43

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML

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By looke27 - 13/11/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML

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By Ismellbacon - 29/02/2012 06:29 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend called me a lazy pig. To prove her wrong, I decided to go lift some weights. A few reps in, my arm cracked and my first reaction was to squeal like a pig. FML

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By cheat - 18/10/2009 11:30 - United States

Today, I cheated at card games to let my boyfriend win. I did it because I don't like him to throw the cards at me when I win. Now he just thinks I'm 'so slow a turtle could kick my ass' and that he has 'a cute little bubbly spud-brained girlfriend.' FML

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By anonymous - 09/10/2011 01:20 - Australia

Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML

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By ch4nny - 29/08/2014 01:47 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML

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stephhrunsaway 21

Thursday 14 March 2013 9:31

Porker? He's the real pig for getting butt hurt like that.

mimiminx 23

Thursday 14 March 2013 9:32

What a bastard! I hope you crushed him til he screamed for saying that!

Comments

Kitsi 14

Thursday 14 March 2013 19:50

My first thought as well. haha

anyoldnamewilldo 23

Thursday 14 March 2013 21:10

Well, there goes HIS steak and ******* day.

onorexveritas 23

Thursday 14 March 2013 21:47

he's the pig for getting bitter about play-fighting

babydoll138 5

Friday 15 March 2013 0:20

Baby all women deserve a man that will say that their beautiful not a " porker " DUMP HIS A$$

ashjo 12

Friday 15 March 2013 3:15

You should have said ' aren't you the one that just snorted like a pig'

paytonio 8

Friday 15 March 2013 3:54

What an ass. I dont let anybody disrespect meee. Not even the people I love. Stick up for yourself.

J_C_maldonado 9

Friday 15 March 2013 4:29

Take some MMA classes and whoop his ass.

DeemedInterest 5

Friday 15 March 2013 6:21

And who was the one who snorted, hmm?

GuinnessGirrrl 8

Friday 15 March 2013 8:33

You're stronger & better than him... Move on & find a real man!!!

sporty_14 5

Friday 15 March 2013 12:16

what an ass!

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