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By steakgoesmoooo - 16/05/2023 00:00

Today, I put my perfectly-broiled steak portion in the microwave to keep it from the cats while it rested. I accidentally hit "cook" instead of "timer". My perfect rare steak is now almost perfectly half-leather and half-charcoal. FML
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mike3775 35

So the light turning on and the noise it makes did t clue you in that you didn’t set the timer?

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Ticonderogapencils 15

They already said to set a timer. Read the actual post instead of instantly commenting on every single one the first thought that comes to your head. I see you in almost every post and you're equally as ignorant in most of them

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RichardPencil 30

Why would you set a timer to keep cats from eating your food? Cats can't tell time! Who's the ignorant asshole now? (You.)

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mike3775 35

So the light turning on and the noise it makes did t clue you in that you didn’t set the timer?

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Shzusuziq11 10

do microwaves have just a timer function? none of mine ever did

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D J's MOM 17

the higher end models do. my micro hood has one

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D J's MOM 17

you're either a complete idiot or you were drunk. the timer function doesn't make any noise until the times up beep. the cook function is an obvious noise. duh

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