Poopoo peepee and Work: Sniper

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By kait - 29/11/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, at work, an overweight man riding an electric cart started peeing all around the store. I had to clean it up. FML

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By notpayedenoughforthisshit - 21/07/2014 21:15 - United States - Boone

Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML

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By Chris - 25/01/2022 14:01

Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML

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By mallcop - 14/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML

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By TzarErik - 06/08/2014 23:33 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, at work in a library, I found a dirty diaper stuffed under one of the public use computer desks. Not only was it leaking, but it had been run over several times by a rolling office chair. I had to clean it up. FML

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By cj1012 - 08/07/2012 03:16 - United States

Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML

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By I'm so wet, baby - 28/11/2014 17:27 - United Kingdom

Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML

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Long drive home

By Anonymous - 01/06/2021 04:01 - Australia - Kellyville

Today, at work, I shat myself at my desk thinking it was a fart. I had to waddle down to the parking garage and drive myself home. I’m a grown man. FML

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By ihatewalmart - 29/06/2012 23:12 - United States

Today, while at work, I saw a kid empty his bladder all over the floor. His mother walked over, looked at me, said, "Yep… that just happened," and dragged him away. I'm a 30-year-old man, four credits shy of a Master's, stuck cleaning up piss at a dead-end job. FML

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By StickyWicket - 14/05/2019 18:00

Today, at work where I'm a physiotherapist, I was helping a patient with lower back pain. While I was massaging him, he shat himself. FML

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By lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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elat4lolz 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 11:44

bet op was...pissed.

Wheredidgrungego 12

Tuesday 29 November 2011 12:44

That's literally the funniest mental image ever! Cleanup in aisle 6! ...and 7....and 8....and 9....

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uniongirl02 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 6:57

Yummy.

ItsJustMe1616 26

Monday 19 May 2014 9:17

Uhm, what? Lol

Vlamblam 1

Wednesday 30 November 2011 7:25

They see me drippin' They hatin'

Michael_92 20

Wednesday 30 November 2011 11:05

Lmao you gotta be kidding me...thats so uncool. I woulda tracked him down and rubbed his face in it.

tyghl55 4

Wednesday 30 November 2011 16:56

Hahaha such a great comment

iVelcro 2

Wednesday 30 November 2011 14:52

Cleveland Voice: 'Das just nasteh Sorry OP :(

tyghl55 4

Wednesday 30 November 2011 16:53

We need to euthanize people like him. They are a huge draw on the healthcare system and society as a whole

gabereed7910 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 18:30

Dang that made me laugh hard I'm sorry haha

kbbgymnast64 7

Sunday 4 December 2011 4:14

Lol!!!

nateym 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 8:59

Hahahaha!! That's hilarious! I'm sorry you had to clean it. But think about it from an outsiders perspective. It's pretty damn funny.

samanthamordecai 9

Saturday 10 December 2011 18:56

All of you are assholes.

Hans888 7

Monday 12 December 2011 18:15

I bet you were pissed off. literally.

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