Intimacy: Smooth talkin' dude

Smooth talkin' dude

By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 01:48 - Canada

Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML

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By PlayboyBunny - 19/02/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML

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By Username - 07/06/2011 06:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear, "It's not gonna suck itself." FML

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By redlips - 09/11/2010 18:06 - Japan

Today, I asked my fiancé what he liked most about being in a relationship with me. His answer? "I can watch your boobs without being called a perv." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML

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By Sharibabi65 - 07/03/2012 06:16 - United States

Today, I told my fiancé I wanted to hear something romantic. He said, "My dick loves your mouth." I guess that's as good as it's going to get. FML

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By Snufflopagus - 01/01/2014 13:26 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2015 22:33 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML

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By Joe - 08/07/2011 18:48 - United States

Today, I realized that I look sexier in my fiancée's panties than she does. FML

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By Chipper - 09/08/2018 03:50

Today, my girlfriend and I were laying in bed. She rolled over and began rubbing my chest. She then said, "Wow babe those are a solid B-cup." FML

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aznbitch 0

Friday 12 November 2010 9:05

HAHAHHAHA win

marinus_fml 19

Friday 12 November 2010 9:10

The nicest thing? I don't know what could have been any nicer?

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lestat_w 0

Friday 12 November 2010 11:10

how romantic!!!!

CallMeHush 0

Friday 12 November 2010 11:17

I thing you should set them puppies free, let us be the judge.

zombiedroogie138 0

Friday 12 November 2010 11:18

So..... What's the problem??? Ha!

funzcpl 0

Friday 12 November 2010 11:34

that's pretty damn nice. could have been worse... your breath smells like ass.

mountneer 0

Friday 12 November 2010 11:38

Wait, there are unsuckable ones?

getonup 0

Friday 12 November 2010 12:25

^^win!

akaOtter 1

Friday 12 November 2010 13:36

yes. fat man ******* are very unsuckable.

mountneer 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 4:38

hard to believe that..

wDeemish 0

Friday 12 November 2010 11:57

It's okay…

meowcow 3

Friday 12 November 2010 12:00

TITTAAAAAYSSS!!!

Quest_ 13

Friday 12 November 2010 12:16

That's a lovely compliment for a lady to receive!

sinnedrebel 0

Friday 12 November 2010 12:20

waaaaaiiit foooor it, huh huh you said *******

xMeAtHaMmEr 0

Friday 12 November 2010 12:37

that means you have nice ****. its hard to find a nice suckable pair these days.

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Smooth talkin' dude

Same thing different taste

Classy

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