Intimacy: Smooth talkin' dude

Smooth talkin' dude

By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 01:48 - Canada

Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML

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By PlayboyBunny - 19/02/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML

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By Username - 07/06/2011 06:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear, "It's not gonna suck itself." FML

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By redlips - 09/11/2010 18:06 - Japan

Today, I asked my fiancé what he liked most about being in a relationship with me. His answer? "I can watch your boobs without being called a perv." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML

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By Sharibabi65 - 07/03/2012 06:16 - United States

Today, I told my fiancé I wanted to hear something romantic. He said, "My dick loves your mouth." I guess that's as good as it's going to get. FML

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By Snufflopagus - 01/01/2014 13:26 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2015 22:33 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML

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By Joe - 08/07/2011 18:48 - United States

Today, I realized that I look sexier in my fiancée's panties than she does. FML

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By Chipper - 09/08/2018 03:50

Today, my girlfriend and I were laying in bed. She rolled over and began rubbing my chest. She then said, "Wow babe those are a solid B-cup." FML

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aznbitch 0

Friday 12 November 2010 9:05

HAHAHHAHA win

marinus_fml 19

Friday 12 November 2010 9:10

The nicest thing? I don't know what could have been any nicer?

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juleski21 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 5:38

Why do you think this is a bad thing. There are tons of pervs out there that would do anything to suck on some titis, so be grateful.

tokyohenjin 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 7:24

Seconded. Pics or it didn't happen.

hkkilla 6

Saturday 13 November 2010 9:27

how is this an FML? your fiancé is awsome! he likes your boobs, fiancé FTW!

tubal069 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 19:40

Well do you? Show us all what you're working with. Let us be the judge.

Hrny_lover220 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 23:27

Can I suck em

Dadsgotmominhisd 0

Monday 15 November 2010 11:13

man they really most be nice. well if you play it right you'll have me/ him eating right out of your hands. make it work for you

jcfrisco 13

Wednesday 8 December 2010 6:24

pics or it didnt happen

sara8866 8

Sunday 16 January 2011 2:34

I wouldn't marry a douche like that!!

okieraider71 4

Thursday 10 March 2011 5:13

Are you crazy?? Listen very very close: That is the single greatest compliment a guy can give a chick!!!

oops_im_fucked 8

Saturday 20 August 2011 8:46

Hey it's a compliment, right?

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Smooth talkin' dude

Same thing different taste

Classy

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