Smooth talkin' dude

By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 01:48 - Canada

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Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML
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marinus_fml 19

The nicest thing? I don't know what could have been any nicer?

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mouxouxou 11

I really want an invitation to this wedding.Can u imagine?When he says ''I,do'' he will actually answering to your boobs?Lovely...

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jleisurely69 0

gonna need 2 suc it 4 myself

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DeathHead 0

what's wrong with that. be better if he said u didn't? And he wad going elsewhere to fond some?

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Nefertiti78 0

He's only the singing voice...the very gay BD Wong is his speaking voice. Sooooo, yea, not lookin good on either spectrum...lol

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persimmon 0

why would you marry such a worthless piece of trash that talks to you like that..at best? you obv have terrible taste in men. ydi.

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proski 0

let him suck your *******

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