Shoot your shot

By scewable - 13/10/2011 07:19 - United States

Spicy
Today, after getting dumped by my boyfriend, I tried to find comfort in one of my closest friends. He embraced me while I struggled against tears, and after a few moments of silence said, "Hey, you know what? I would fuck you anytime. Anytime." FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 234
You deserved it 10 105

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Hey, it means you're attractive! :D But yes fyl cause it was bad timing :P

Seems it was the "nice guy" that was hopelessly in love with you all along, and gave you a shoulder to cry on all this years in hope that one day, you'd soon realize he was the one for you, not like like all those assholes who don't understand you and don't respect you and how he knows that you'll be happy with him because he'll treat you like the princess he knows you are and aren't he such a nice guy. And then you **** him.

Comments

jennifer42293 4

Lol wow. Give him a break, he's just trying to make you feel better, maybe get a laugh out of you.

SharonMarie 2

ash it was the thought that counts! seems like a good friend lol

nessaspissed 0

It'd make me feel better just cuz it's kinda funny lmao:D

jackeechan 10

Haha sounds like something I would do/say. At least you've got a rebound....?

RavenXshadow 4

that would be a good thing, depending on how they looked...

babigirlca 0

Least he didnt say he would never **** you..