Shoot your shot

By scewable - 13/10/2011 07:19 - United States

Spicy
Today, after getting dumped by my boyfriend, I tried to find comfort in one of my closest friends. He embraced me while I struggled against tears, and after a few moments of silence said, "Hey, you know what? I would fuck you anytime. Anytime." FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 234
You deserved it 10 105

Same thing different taste

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Hey, it means you're attractive! :D But yes fyl cause it was bad timing :P

Seems it was the "nice guy" that was hopelessly in love with you all along, and gave you a shoulder to cry on all this years in hope that one day, you'd soon realize he was the one for you, not like like all those assholes who don't understand you and don't respect you and how he knows that you'll be happy with him because he'll treat you like the princess he knows you are and aren't he such a nice guy. And then you **** him.

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travinator90 9

Not so good timing on his part but I believe he meant it to cheer you up.

GO. GO FOOLISH MORTAL AND TRY TO ESCAPE THE FRIEND ZONE!!!!!!

Awkward... bad move on leaving the friend zone lol

dccomics94 12

Wasn't the best timing of course, but perhaps he was trying to say he thinks you're attractive in the best way he knows how.

Hey at least he offered.Maybe he liked you , and wanted to f*ck you

He probably wanted to tell you that you're desirable and it simply came out wrong.