Sexy talk

By sigh - 30/08/2009 23:35 - United Kingdom

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting in the mood. I got on top of him, leaned down to kiss him, and he began to laugh. Puzzled, I asked him why. He told me that when I'm naked and on top of him, I reminded him of a cow, with "udders." Offended, I went to get off him. "No no!" he protested, "a SEXY cow." FML
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thequickredofox 0

The correct reaction should have been "Offended, I got off, looked at his penis and laughed. When he asked why I told him it reminded me of an inchworm, a SEXY inchworm".

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startafire 0

Guess he wasn't planning on continuing to get laid.

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Violet_Grace 0

Op: let him know it upset you and let it go. Guys suck at compliments to girls... he was probably just trying to make you laugh, and failed miserably. I'd probably be upset too, but is it worth a fight? #7: You are a complete loser. You're probably just so insecure about your own pathetic self that you take pride in statements like the one you left. You talk all big and bad on the internet, but I am sure you're a huge loser in life. Just because someone is big chested doesn't mean they are fat. Get a life and learn to be nice to people. #74: Just because someone doesn't have sex or "remains pure" doesn't make them a Jesus freak. Besides, "Jesus freak" is in some cases, the greatest compliment you can give someone.

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lawls 0

BAHAHAHAHHA! Thiis is actually soo fuuny, The OP's is a GENUIS for commin up with that. I wouldn't be upset at all. id be on the ground laughing, i would be happy to have a guy with such a great sense of humour

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shirvon100 0

well at least u were sexy

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ImTheUser 0

LMAO soooo hard just laugh at it, enjoy the moment

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Blacksnake_fml 0

Oh I see Kanye West as a great challenger for DOUCHEBAG OF THE YEAR!

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Chustypants 0

man dont make a big deal out of it. I'd make a shitload of jokes about my GF but I dont because she then she starts kicking and punching me. Just because you feel bad about yourself doesnt mean that others find you unattractive. And if he did tihnk you look like a cow he probably wouldnt be with you and that joke just proves that he feels good when he's around you and feels that he can make a joke when he wants to. the only thing that you're doing now is ruining your relationship

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