Awkward, Airplanes and Intimacy: Security check

Security check

By Kammy - 01/03/2009 23:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and his family had invited me to go on a tropical family trip with them. When we got to the airport, security stopped me and opened my carry-on bag. I'd forgotten about the no liquids rule. They took out a bottle of massage oil, lube, Vagisil and Nair. His whole family saw. FML

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By Ya - 10/05/2009 14:18 - United States

Today, I missed my flight because I was stopped by airport security. They found "small, suspicious, spherical objects" in my purse on the X-ray. After pulling me out of line, taking my purse aside and carefully opening it with tongs, they removed the bag of grapes I had packed as a snack. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2017 01:00 - Spain - Las Palmas

Today, I went with my girlfriend to the airport for some much needed vacation time. We arrived on time but were stopped at the gate when they told me I didn't have the right passport. The plane left without me. My girlfriend did too. FML

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By sucksforme. - 10/05/2009 05:05 - Canada

Today, I was supposed to catch a 4:40 flight to New York. My 5 year-old son handed me my carry on bag as I left the house. Turns out he had put his older brother's BB gun into my bag to "keep me safe." I missed my flight after I was detained and strip-searched. FML

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RawrSpoon 0

Monday 2 March 2009 3:35

How do you forget about the no liquids rule? Last time I was in an airport, they have a sign reminding you every twenty feet or so.

oneangredwarf 0

Monday 2 March 2009 3:38

why would you put that stuff in your carry on?

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UWBeautyQueen12 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 17:03

Why would you put that stuff in your carry-on? Sudden impulse to nair yourself in the airplane bathroom?

UWBeautyQueen12 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 17:07

Why would you put that stuff in your carry-on? Sudden impulse to nair yourself in the airplane bathroom?

iknowwhatimsayin 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 20:32

wow I hope you weren't planning on having sex in those bathrooms cuz those things are tiny.

caitlin21holly 0

Friday 12 November 2010 17:44

can someone please tell me what vagisal is please

Bubbleisious 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 3:12

LOL!!!! YDI

laurad420 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 20:22

You were planning on having sex with a freakin yeast infection? really?

andrew87804 4

Sunday 11 December 2011 5:41

Haha she had a stinky ****** lol!

Idkreckless 6

Thursday 29 May 2014 21:43

Jeez were you planning on making a **** movie in the bathroom stall

worldclassrager 39

Monday 7 July 2014 6:13

No liquids rule? Under two ounces is what I know... Ever think of packing that in your suitcase? Not your carry on?

moustique06100 6

Friday 2 January 2015 11:07

Aww, that's a waste of some supplies

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