Awkward, ACAB, Cops and Work: Security breach

Security breach

By BryanTazed - 22/08/2015 12:21 - United States - Ashland

Today, I woke up early for work. Had my coffee, finished up a report and headed out of my house. Not only was the office closed today, but the silent alarm was on, which is triggered by a door opening even if you use a key. I was startled by the cops searching the building, ran, and got tased. FML

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You deserved it 6 724

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By mrsimintrouble - 29/07/2016 06:01 - United States - Redding

Today, my first day on the job, I locked up the office after everyone left and set the alarm. An hour later, my new boss angrily emailed me that I locked him inside the building, setting off the alarm and prompting the entire police department to show up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 747

You deserved it 2 361

Bad day

By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, I accidentally set off an alarm at the school I work for. No one was there, I didn't have the code or password the company needed, my boss wouldn't answer his phone, 3 policemen interrogated me and asked for ID but realized I left home without my wallet. There was nothing I could do. I cried. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 193

You deserved it 5 811

By Coach - 30/10/2009 13:19 - United States

Today, I was woken up from a phone call from my boss. He asked if I had been asleep. I told him I wasn't, that I was in my car on the way to work. Then my alarm went off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 338

You deserved it 41 615

Working too hard!

By Sudoc - 03/12/2017 05:00

Today, after spending 6 hours straight working on a project at school, I decided to call it a night. The instant I set foot out of the lab, the building started screaming. The maintenance guy had set the alarm without telling me. The police had to let me out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 998

You deserved it 252

By Anonymous - 22/06/2019 20:04

Today, after being a few minutes late to work a few times this week, I left the house super early this morning. When I got to work, security hadn’t unlocked the doors yet, so I waited in my car, where I ended up falling asleep and sleeping through most of my entire morning shift. FML

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You deserved it 1 573

By 2285morgan - 15/12/2011 20:12 - United States

Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 457

You deserved it 6 092

By Keldar - 19/08/2009 07:53 - United States

Today, at the gas station I work a lady called wanting to know the "password" and if I was okay. Thinking it was a prank I hung up. A couple of minutes later she called back, this time asking if I could see the cops outside and telling me I'd be alright. I saw four of 'em. I'd hit the silent alarm by accident. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 592

You deserved it 40 552

Ninja move

By kiran - 24/10/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 071

You deserved it 39 635

By Jobless in Seattle - 05/05/2015 02:08 - United States - Katy

Today, after waking up in a panic because I was running late for work again, I realized I was fired for that exact reason the day before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 592

You deserved it 30 476

By I'm Not Dead Yet - 09/06/2014 19:37 - United States - Tucson

Today, I put my headphones on and laid down to relax to some music. I fell asleep, and woke up later to a police officer busting into my house. My neighbor had been knocking on my door, then looked through my window and saw me on my couch, and was convinced I'd died. FML

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You deserved it 5 217

NoBookNoGood 14

Sunday 23 August 2015 12:31

Why did you run? It seems like you belonged in that place. could have just explained it..

itwasntme14 19

Sunday 23 August 2015 12:39

Your story has a shocking ending. But seriously that sucks, I'm sorry that happened.

Comments

mariksolo 7

Sunday 23 August 2015 19:42

This happens all the time, but only when it happens to a black guy, riots and protests start...

clue_me_in 20

Sunday 23 August 2015 23:17

Are you really going there right now? Why is it that whenever Black people have nothing to do with the conversation or story, people like you always bring them up?

deathshead 19

Sunday 23 August 2015 21:10

Unless you legitimatly did something you NEVER run.

grandpeepa 14

Sunday 23 August 2015 21:12

at least you weren't shot

TeasinDaNoobs 16

Sunday 23 August 2015 23:42

YDI for running

postpunkfunk 16

Sunday 23 August 2015 23:54

Never ever run!! You are so lucky they didn't confuse their gun for the taser!

Witchylady 17

Monday 24 August 2015 1:02

Why did you run

saymynamess 19

Monday 24 August 2015 2:55

Why was it closed?

OneSockThief 4

Monday 24 August 2015 4:42

don't run dummy

Tyjw924 3

Monday 24 August 2015 5:13

Why would you run from the police when you knew it was them? Or did you not?

mattyiscool123 26

Monday 24 August 2015 5:23

Keys never make a difference when it comes to alarms

Shade1982 20

Monday 24 August 2015 10:49

Not necessarily true. Some of our buildings have a security system which shuts down if you use a correct means of opening a door, like a key or keycard. Anything else and the alarm goes off.