Intimacy: For all ages

For all ages

By You Wish - 07/03/2009 07:35 - United States

Today, I was sitting on my 70 year-old grandmother's bed with my older brother. I decided to snoop through the cabinet at the back of her bed, and I pulled out what I naively thought was a strange looking flashlight. When I twisted the bottom of it to see what would happen, it started vibrating. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 17:54 - France

Today, my sister and I heard a buzzing noise in our parents' bedroom, so we went to investigate. It was coming from a drawer, so we opened it. Inside, a battery-operated dildo was flapping around. FML

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Spyware

By Anonymous - 26/06/2009 01:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML

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By Handblocked - 04/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got a new vibrator, raced all the way home, tore my pants off, took it out of the box, and then my grandmother walked in my front door. Apparently she's spending the night so she can make it to a doctor appointment in the morning. FML

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Caught red-handed

By caught - 09/01/2012 00:43 - United States

Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML

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By kha - 24/03/2009 10:18 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML

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How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00

Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I needed money to go to the movie. I asked my mom if I could reach in her purse and grab a few bucks. When I opened up her purse her phone started to vibrate. I yelled over to my mom that her phone was ringing. She said the phone was next to her. I looked in the purse. It was a vibrator. FML

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By Scarred - 22/09/2018 12:00

Today, my Nana asked me to get her a book from her nightstand, but failed to specify which nightstand was hers. I stumbled across my grandparents' collection of sex toys instead. FML

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By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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By quadropheniac - 09/06/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML

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justjayit 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 18:16

Of course you shouldn't judge your grandmother, but I think anyone would be grossed out after touching what was in their grandmother's womanly parts, okay?

Yunie_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 18:36

Of course Granny's got to have fun. Gramps doesn't have working equipment anymore.

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amirn86 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 18:15

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thatgurltori 6

Sunday 8 April 2012 1:54

that would be awkward.. but no she was with her brother (as she said)

justjayit 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 18:16

Of course you shouldn't judge your grandmother, but I think anyone would be grossed out after touching what was in their grandmother's womanly parts, okay?

Xuphra 0

Tuesday 4 May 2010 19:35

You are right... I could never look at her in the same way.. gross.

wistfulorangeade 12

Sunday 26 June 2011 2:32

I've touched both of my parents. you know where they've been.

verlorenerFall 8

Monday 19 September 2011 15:24

Like, touched your parents, or *touched* your parents...?

Jf770 10

Monday 12 December 2011 20:59

Than you should be grossed out when you touch money.. Cause that's most likely been through hundreds of "Womanly parts"

Kain713 14

Thursday 21 November 2013 11:11

.... and that's why I don't carry cash.

Yunie_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 18:36

Of course Granny's got to have fun. Gramps doesn't have working equipment anymore.

Justforlolz 14

Thursday 8 July 2010 5:42

Lol #4 WIN I was thinking the same thing. :-P

the0ther 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 18:44

deeply disturbing

joanjett 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 0:05

like when i found a slutty maid costume in my moms closet looking for socks! -_-

Brittaneyyy 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 3:57

hey she's 70 not dead

anmmartin02 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 18:57

I think that my grandson found my vibrator today. He put it in his brother's anus. Is that normal?

Emma Marshall 19

Wednesday 19 September 2018 11:00

How would you know he put it in his brothers anus?

justjayit 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 19:02

I still don't understand the people saying that you're judging your grandma. I don't see that. I see that you've put your hands on something that has been in very unwanted places, and you have a right to think your life is ******.