Awkward, ACAB, Cops and Work: Security breach

Security breach

By BryanTazed - 22/08/2015 12:21 - United States - Ashland

Today, I woke up early for work. Had my coffee, finished up a report and headed out of my house. Not only was the office closed today, but the silent alarm was on, which is triggered by a door opening even if you use a key. I was startled by the cops searching the building, ran, and got tased. FML

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You deserved it 6 724

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By mrsimintrouble - 29/07/2016 06:01 - United States - Redding

Today, my first day on the job, I locked up the office after everyone left and set the alarm. An hour later, my new boss angrily emailed me that I locked him inside the building, setting off the alarm and prompting the entire police department to show up. FML

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You deserved it 2 361

Bad day

By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, I accidentally set off an alarm at the school I work for. No one was there, I didn't have the code or password the company needed, my boss wouldn't answer his phone, 3 policemen interrogated me and asked for ID but realized I left home without my wallet. There was nothing I could do. I cried. FML

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You deserved it 5 810

By Coach - 30/10/2009 13:19 - United States

Today, I was woken up from a phone call from my boss. He asked if I had been asleep. I told him I wasn't, that I was in my car on the way to work. Then my alarm went off. FML

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You deserved it 41 615

Working too hard!

By Sudoc - 03/12/2017 05:00

Today, after spending 6 hours straight working on a project at school, I decided to call it a night. The instant I set foot out of the lab, the building started screaming. The maintenance guy had set the alarm without telling me. The police had to let me out. FML

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You deserved it 252

By Anonymous - 22/06/2019 20:04

Today, after being a few minutes late to work a few times this week, I left the house super early this morning. When I got to work, security hadn’t unlocked the doors yet, so I waited in my car, where I ended up falling asleep and sleeping through most of my entire morning shift. FML

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You deserved it 1 571

By 2285morgan - 15/12/2011 20:12 - United States

Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML

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You deserved it 6 091

By Keldar - 19/08/2009 07:53 - United States

Today, at the gas station I work a lady called wanting to know the "password" and if I was okay. Thinking it was a prank I hung up. A couple of minutes later she called back, this time asking if I could see the cops outside and telling me I'd be alright. I saw four of 'em. I'd hit the silent alarm by accident. FML

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You deserved it 40 551

Ninja move

By kiran - 24/10/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML

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You deserved it 39 635

By Jobless in Seattle - 05/05/2015 02:08 - United States - Katy

Today, after waking up in a panic because I was running late for work again, I realized I was fired for that exact reason the day before. FML

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You deserved it 30 476

By I'm Not Dead Yet - 09/06/2014 19:37 - United States - Tucson

Today, I put my headphones on and laid down to relax to some music. I fell asleep, and woke up later to a police officer busting into my house. My neighbor had been knocking on my door, then looked through my window and saw me on my couch, and was convinced I'd died. FML

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NoBookNoGood 14

Sunday 23 August 2015 12:31

Why did you run? It seems like you belonged in that place. could have just explained it..

itwasntme14 19

Sunday 23 August 2015 12:39

Your story has a shocking ending. But seriously that sucks, I'm sorry that happened.

Comments

NoBookNoGood 14

Sunday 23 August 2015 12:31

Why did you run? It seems like you belonged in that place. could have just explained it..

cheeeksss 29

Sunday 23 August 2015 13:57

If I were in that scenario... if I heard people (the cops) busting in and frantically searching the building, I would've run too (because I wouldn't expect them to be cops, but possibly robbers or something of the sort). Maybe that's just me though.

Marcella1016 31

Sunday 23 August 2015 16:10

Suprised he didn't get shot in the back the way cops behave these days. I'd make a few guesses about what OP looks like, but I don't want to get modded. Damn I think life is making me really cynical.

mariah_1_11 22

Sunday 23 August 2015 19:10

Never run from the cops. Honestly a lot of deaths and injuries can be avoided by just doing what the cops tell you instead of fighting, talking back, or running. You run, they are going to assume you have a reason to. If you're innocent they'll figure it out.