Secret life

By FroggyGirl888 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my roommates thought I wasn't home and started talking about me. Apparently I'm a lesbian, devil worshiper, and an alcoholic. I didn't know my life was so fascinating. FML
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catharsis5 9

I love how you turned something negative into a positive

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perdix 29

Lisbeth Salander, is that you?

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ndclover 3

People are so immature. I was up in my loft once and taking a nap, I guess my roommates didn't realize I was still there and started talking about me so then I moved around a little bit acting like I was just getting up to let them know I was still there. I know the feeling. Honestly, you should move out and find a different place to stay if you can, but not sure how your contract is with them.

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SauceyGentleman 2

oh, we usually make absolutely sure our roommate is out before we start insulting her.

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TwistedFury25 4

so, wanna go out sometime...?

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dookiedoo 0

Hail Satan's ******?

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iPunchHookers 0

next time you come home you should walk in with a bottle of jack, wearing devil horns and a hot girl!

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Lunantic 6

Funny, my workplace says the same. Just tell her to quit being jealous and join the party. :)

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BloodyMary666 24

Don´t give a sh*t about them. They are idiots.

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