Intimacy: Right to privacy

Right to privacy

By NoctisMax - 25/12/2016 06:47 - United States - Humble

Today, I was caught doing it with my boyfriend in a car because we wanted to have privacy from my family. I'm a grown adult with my own home. FML

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You deserved it 2 416

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By niii - 26/11/2008 04:26 - France

Today, as I often do, I had sex in my old car. I'm 25, my boyfriend is 28 and we're still living with our parents. FML

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You deserved it 14 043

Rules and regulations

By backseatbusted - 21/05/2013 16:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate in the backseat of his car, when a police car pulled up behind us. My mom later told me that intimacy was fine, just not in a car. We were in the car because she told me that intimacy was fine, just not in her house. FML

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You deserved it 13 012

The dead of the night

By Anonymous - 20/02/2024 13:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I caught my mom and her boyfriend fucking in their room at night, all because I wanted to go to the bathroom. FML

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You deserved it 284

Caught in 4K

By RBergman - 25/04/2015 20:05 - United States - Basin

Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML

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You deserved it 3 359

Hello hello hello

By Bonnie and Clyde - 08/05/2015 02:18 - United States - Humble

Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML

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You deserved it 9 337

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 05:56 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML

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You deserved it 3 931

This needs clarification

By wrongdecisions - 05/07/2022 16:00

Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML

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You deserved it 1 692

Big Brother is watching you

By Anonymous - 20/11/2019 03:00

Today, my boyfriend came to visit from another state. My mom didn't want me to go to his hotel, but I did. When she asked about it, I lied to her and said I didn't go. She the showed me a picture of my car outside his hotel. FML

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You deserved it 2 656

By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 09:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML

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You deserved it 217

By Anonymous - 15/12/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML

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You deserved it 5 560

RichardPencil 30

Monday 26 December 2016 6:30

I'll bet your husband was pissed.

KingSquisher 13

Monday 26 December 2016 6:13

You did it in a CAR for PRIVACY? They're designed carefully for maximum visibility and that goes both ways.

Comments

jakendrick3 6

Monday 26 December 2016 6:06

That sucks op. Holidays can be a very stressful (and crowded) time. Sorry you didn't get your "moment of relief"

Magnoxidans 19

Monday 26 December 2016 6:12

If it's gotten to that stage you really need to sit down and reestablish boundaries, no matter how uncomfortable the conversation may be...

KingSquisher 13

Monday 26 December 2016 6:13

You did it in a CAR for PRIVACY? They're designed carefully for maximum visibility and that goes both ways.

zainman13 26

Monday 26 December 2016 6:25

Nice description, good analysis

NoctisMax 7

Monday 26 December 2016 13:05

Christmas Eve at 11 in a closed parking lot, yes didn't expect someone to be there.

greeniegenius 19

Monday 26 December 2016 15:04

Was it a security guard?

RichardPencil 30

Monday 26 December 2016 6:30

I'll bet your husband was pissed.

NoctisMax 7

Monday 26 December 2016 13:03

I have no husband

maritime1992 5

Monday 26 December 2016 13:06

8, woosh, OP. that went right over your head

BoomerSooner1991 6

Monday 26 December 2016 7:14

What, you couldn't manage without "doing it" for what I'm presuming was a max of three days?

species4872 19

Monday 26 December 2016 12:55

Didn't like all your cat's watching.

Couch_Potato 17

Monday 26 December 2016 13:55

Caught by who

EbyKat 16

Monday 26 December 2016 19:29

Hotel rooms are a thing you know.

Bugger_off 8

Monday 26 December 2016 20:42

Who caught you? Your wife?

benjavel71 3

Tuesday 27 December 2016 6:15

was it at least dark out? lol

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Today, I was having sexy time with my girlfriend when she said she needed to pee. She came back 5 minutes later and started talking about how she hasn't seen her best friend in ages and misses her. Needless to say, I couldn't get the man downstairs back up when we continued. FML

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You deserved it 183

Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say, "Fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was "Pollo frito". I then had sex, constantly saying "Pollo frito" for an hour. I later realized I was saying "Fried chicken." FML

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Today, my assistant booked me an important meeting tomorrow, which is also our anniversary. My boss says I can’t miss the meeting or I’ll be sacked, and since I forgot our anniversary last year, my wife swears she’ll divorce me if I miss this year. I have no good options here. FML

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Today, my two year old decided to run out the front door alone. I ran after him, tripped over the bottom of my jeans, fell onto the sidewalk and scraped up both my hands and knees. My neighbors just watched. FML

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Today, I got sneezed on by a fully grown man. FML

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Today, after spending 5 years working towards my dream job, getting it, and while in training telling a risqué joke, I got suspended the next day, lost the job, and I'm now in a shitty admin job. FML

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You deserved it 1 827

Today, my boss mistakenly drunk texted me and was talking shit about me. FML

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Today, for my birthday, my wife gave me a "day to myself", except less than 20 minutes after I woke up it was, "could I quickly drive her to an appointment?", and "can we do a quick grocery shop?", and, "the kids need this and that." At bedtime, she asked me how I’d enjoyed my day to myself, seriously. FML

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You deserved it 166