Scary

By Anonymous - 22/08/2012 20:08 - United States

Spicy
Today, I realized how much I hate my girlfriend, when I got excited as the doctor told me I should refrain from having sex for the next two months. FML
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Hockeyboy4280 18

First ever guy to get excited over those words...

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deadxwedding84 5

Ouch. Maybe you should dump her?

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Am I the only one wondering why she can't have sex for two months?

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c8750 2

Maybe he's the football player that got his cup smashed into his groin the other day...

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challan 19

groin pull or bruised pelvis?

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Broke his dick while attempting the Italian chandelier?

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ultra_notorious 26

Curious as to why you're even with her if you're so miserable? Sounds like its time to move on.

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dellis44 7

don't lead her on. if you don't like her then breakup with her.

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nonnieluv 9

And somehow logic tells you to stay in a relationship where you hate your girlfriend? Ydi

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missunderstanded 5

I think iy may be time to end the relationship then so that way she wont keep falling more in love while you resent her more.

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hateevryone 14

Just break up with her if you hate her so much.

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carminecris89 13

Then why are you still with her? If you know she's the not the one dump her so she can go find someone else and let you do the same. I don't understand people who continue to date someone they are not into. It wastes everyone's time.

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mikeymayhem_87 15

I am guessing OP just wanted sex all the time. But even now, he hates it. YDI for not manning up and ending the relationship, OP!

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