Romance

By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 03:59 - United States

Spicy
Today, I went down on my girlfriend after sharing a romantic moment. As I was licking, she giggled and said, "You sound like a dog." Romance ruined. FML
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Lv2drum930 1

if you had been doing a good job, she probably would've been too busy to say anything at all

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LaughAtLaugh 7

that's where you go, "woof woof"

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CAITx4OH1xCORE 0

lmao. you shouldve jumped up and licked her all over her face. >:] "hows that for a dog, biotch?" nah just kidding. that would be even more of a mood killer.

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everyfmlday 0

That's kinda funny.

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suckmysarcasm 10

i guess her calling u a dog explains why u are always chasing her pussy. lol.

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DarkerNukes 2

I hate it when my gf ruins the romance with "funny" comments. But, it could've been worse....

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jessica4456 0

awww she sounds cute.bcuz she was serious lol awww.u could have laughed it off and kept going

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minenotyours 0

you can sound like a dog with me anytime ;)

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Live4Laughs 0

You shoulda looked her in the eyes... "RUFF RUFF PUSSY CAT" and licked the giggles right out of her!

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miley_baby 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i love that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 jesus i wish my boyfriend would do funny stuff...I love him but jeez that would make my ife if i said that and instead of going "UGHH" like usual he came back with an awsome remark. ;lol

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