Romance

By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 03:59 - United States

Spicy
Today, I went down on my girlfriend after sharing a romantic moment. As I was licking, she giggled and said, "You sound like a dog." Romance ruined. FML
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Lv2drum930 1

if you had been doing a good job, she probably would've been too busy to say anything at all

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Lv2drum930 1

if you had been doing a good job, she probably would've been too busy to say anything at all

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justmyluck1212 0

the truth is fugly my friend

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Karchev_The_Teri 0

sometimes the funny moments are better than the romantic ;)

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DynamicDave 11

They should change the name of this site to F My Day. it would be much more accurate.

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perdix 29

News flash! Guys don't know how to do ***********! Just because any girl who knows how to eat a popsicle can give a decent ******* doesn't mean we know how to eat pussy. Watch some ****, get a book or ask your girlfriend to show you around her crotchetal region. It's not second nature to munch carpet, so quit faking it and ask directions. My life would have probably turned out a whole lot different if I ever learned to do that well.

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EnvyMe33 26

I hear you can practice with a peach... the licking, kissing and slurping

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Eric1 0

look..u just took her comment the wrong way! she was actually giving you a clue if you'd wise up! you should have said "well bend over and let me show you!"

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schwinn11 0

thats when you take your pants off and slam her

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