Today, as my wife and I were getting intimate, I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whispered in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. FML

By Something I said? - / Tuesday 5 November 2013 15:26 / United States - Bronx
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  Gingerette  |  8

Yeah. I seriously doubt any amount of love could keep someone from laughing at that line. I doubt it stopped the progression of things between OP and his woman, though, too.

  etishuman22  |  32

I should hope they still kept going! Laughter is the language of love! I've had times where my boyfriend and I broke down into laughter over something during sexy time. It's something normal and fun. :)

  TheAbstract  |  14

"I will gouge out your eyes and skull-fuck you!"

  Arrow44  |  10

Cmon baby, tame my one eyed dragon.

  RedPillSucks  |  30

Bend over and I'll drive you home.

By  usernaaame  |  4

YDI. What does that even mean?


Your done inside....

  ChenEighty  |  20

You dumb idiot.

By  xxrogerthatxx  |  19

Lmaoo, ydi for thinking that was sexy. C for effort, F for assignment failed.

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