Romance

By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 03:59 - United States

Spicy
Today, I went down on my girlfriend after sharing a romantic moment. As I was licking, she giggled and said, "You sound like a dog." Romance ruined. FML
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Lv2drum930 1

if you had been doing a good job, she probably would've been too busy to say anything at all

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badluckwind 0

um, yeah. Doesn't sound like you know how to do oral very well. But don't be sad, most men are terrible at it.

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mxrider4 0

Hopefully it didn't taste like dog food

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persings 5

Haha my gf douse the same wen she isent moaning

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SkoomaKi 27

Honesty at its finest. At least you pleasured her a bit..?

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sdroze1389 31

as they said in superbad " don't suck dick at eating pussy"

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Sheepiebeepie 26

Are people's sex lives really this lame? How uncomfortable can you be with your partner that laughing a little during sex isn't acceptable? Lighten up.

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