Intimacy: Reveal

Reveal

By everyoneheard - 28/03/2013 15:11 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was eating out with a group of friends and my boyfriend. During the meal, I accidentally took a sip from my male friend's glass. My boyfriend pointed and said, "Babe, you took his drink." My friend responded by putting his arm round me and saying, "Whatever, I took her virginity." FML

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By Inconnu - 18/06/2011 05:13 - France

Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML

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By leeceetaylor99 - 15/07/2013 16:47 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2019 08:02 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my boyfriend and I were drinking wine naked after sex. He went to get another glass, but on the way back tripped and fell flat on his face. His roommate unexpectedly came home, saw him face-down on the floor, thought I'd drugged him and tackled me before I could explain. FML

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Waste moment

By Anonymous - 10/02/2020 20:00

Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We decided then to come home and planned an intimate moment. I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I fell asleep right before we started. FML

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By fatgirl - 16/05/2010 04:08 - United States

Today, I was eating pizza with my boyfriend and my friends. I was laughing and talking and went for another piece when my boyfriend grabbed my wrist and said that I had had enough. My friends all backed him up. FML

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By bestbfever - 17/05/2017 02:00

Today, my drunk boyfriend called me by my best friend's name in bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 18:00

Today, I was in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, and my drunk best friend knocked on our door. We screamed 'go away' and she still opened the door. She then saw us, and asked if she can join. FML

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Downhill from here

By forewhatnow - 07/11/2009 08:47 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later, I lost my virginity. The chicken was better than he was. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 05:07 - United States - Topeka

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML

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ns1985 15

Thursday 28 March 2013 19:06

so did he?

TheHarvest 7

Thursday 28 March 2013 19:06

bam!!

Comments

Mundyshka 1

Thursday 28 March 2013 21:07

I may be wrong, but why would your friend say that? If you really had something in the past, this male friend may still have feelings for you and wanted to hurt your current boyfriend. Or maybe he's inappropriately proud of being your first and that makes him possessive.

Knightchaser27 25

Friday 29 March 2013 2:20

I think you are reading to much into the situation

rokolodo 10

Thursday 28 March 2013 21:08

You were having a meal with a group of friends your ex- and your boyfriend. Bad combo, never ever keep your ex around

TheLadyOpal 30

Thursday 28 March 2013 21:23

She never said the guy was her ex, just a male friend. If he was her ex, I'm sure she would have called him that. I think he was just bullshitting about what he said.

bazingabitches 17

Thursday 28 March 2013 21:26

Thus is where I would stare awkwardly and blankly into the distance while wishing death upon him.

BexBaby86 21

Thursday 28 March 2013 21:31

The friend was just probably being quick to make a joke. If that's the case I hope you came at him with something just as witty. The boyfriend might know of the sense of humour you and your friends have and might not have taken it seriously.