Relatable reasoning

By Jake - 10/03/2021 23:00

Today, my wife told me the only reason she doesn’t want kids is because she requires privacy to poop. That’s it. That’s the dealbreaker. FML
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core01 30

Stop that. If the woman doesn't want kids, respect that. We have enough kids growing up in households where their parents resent them. Stop pressuring women to have kids.

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spinspinsugar 12

I don't want kids. I know people who have kids and they never get any privacy in the bathroom. yeah, no thanks I'm good lol

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Warp1978 15

Get a lock for the toilet and just ignore them that's why parenting is a team sport

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xxlk4xx 6

as a mom of 4 I understand your wife not wanting to lose her privacy, tho I never let mine in with me lol. I've already given up a lot of myself (which I'm fine with) but going to the bathroom alone is not one of them I'm willing to part with lol

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DoctorPALO 14

If that's how she feels, and you DO want kids, find another gf. Don't think you'll eventually change her mind; that's just going to lead to even bigger issues.

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cacheson 41

Step 1: Sound proof the bathroom. Step 2: Make sure the bathroom has a good lock on the door. Step 3: Have that kids conversation again.

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