Weddings and Money: Quite the catch

Quite the catch

By Ms. Piggy - 02/03/2014 19:09 - United States - Clarksville

Today, I was shopping for dresses when my fiancé turned into what I can only call a groomzilla. He told me and my maid of honor that we need to lose weight because he's not "paying all this money for a pair of fatties to not look good." FML

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By Bride - 25/02/2021 23:00 - New Zealand

Today, I went in to pick my wedding dress. My fiancé's ex-girlfriend was my consultant. She basically hinted that I looked fat in every dress. FML

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Don't get it

By Anonymous - 09/05/2015 19:17 - United States - Bristol

Today, my fiancée called off our wedding at the last moment, because her neurotic sister thinks she's "too fat" to be the maid of honor, and says she needs several months to lose weight. So that's a few thousand dollars wasted. My fiancée says I'm "overreacting" and that I "just don't get it". FML

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Food fight

By hss - 30/05/2011 01:59 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML

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By drebel - 09/03/2011 22:27 - United States

Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML

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By Angelica - 26/05/2011 03:19 - Canada

Today, I finally got the wedding dress I've been waiting months to see. It turns out that my mom ordered the dress 2 sizes smaller than my size, this way it will be "an incentive to lose weight". FML

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By samikai523 - 18/04/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML

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The show must go on!

By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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The worst

By Anonymous - 17/06/2016 07:04 - United States - Bellingham

Today, I was buried in texts from two of my bridesmaids about how much they hated their dresses. Dresses they helped pick. I can either be a bridezilla, put up with this for 4 more months, or ruin two friendships. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 20:32 - United Kingdom

Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML

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All weddings are themed

By Anonymous - 01/07/2020 20:08

Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

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MidnaLink 33

Monday 3 March 2014 1:19

The wedding is off, right? Because if he thinks he can just call the two of you "fatties", he's not worth it.

Acers1 13

Monday 3 March 2014 1:19

Thats not rude at all

Comments

geekchick88 17

Monday 3 March 2014 1:48

He didn't respect her, and in another comment, you essentially indicated that turnabout is fair play and stated that she should ask him to gain a six pack. How is that a respectful suggestion? I believe your definition of the word is a bit inaccurate.

geekchick88 17

Monday 3 March 2014 1:55

Your view of life is quite admirable. I still believe that the OP should take a good long look at the man she is about to marry, however. If this is the kind of thing he says to her when he is stressed out, that does not bode well for the rest of their life together.

lb0812 18

Monday 3 March 2014 1:59

It's already bad enough that he took shots at you, but it's just tragic your maid of honor got caught in the crossfire. That's poor character in every regard! When people show you their true colors, believe them! I'd cut your losses now and spare yourself a divorce later.

GEBEH 14

Monday 3 March 2014 6:49

No, no.

Gittoh 21

Monday 3 March 2014 2:00

why does women always get picked on for their weight?!?!?! slap him!

hunteryager 18

Monday 3 March 2014 4:12

Who said only women get picked on for their weight?

JanisEvans 10

Monday 3 March 2014 17:12

Usually because they start stuffing their faces.

heartsoflions 16

Monday 3 March 2014 2:06

Kick him in the head.

ironik69 31

Monday 3 March 2014 4:56

I say kick him in both heads.

murythawn 13

Tuesday 4 March 2014 5:57

Totally the BEST solution, you fuckheads. Violence isn't a viable answer just because it isn't directed at women when it's being used. Ever tried talking to solve a problem?

murythawn 13

Tuesday 4 March 2014 5:58

Sorry, that comment was very unnecessarily rude. The point I would like to state is still my thought on the topic.

knoxxx 22

Monday 3 March 2014 2:22

Yeah I'd be reconsidering that engagement if I were in your shoes. There's a whole slew of issues with what he said. FYL, OP.

sammyjo06 14

Monday 3 March 2014 2:26

Wow. If he'd been having a private argument with you, it might be forgivable...But it is NOT okay for him to insult your best friend like that, too. You might want to reconsider the wedding, seriously...