Queen

By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 15:34 - United States

Today, I found thousands of ants in a secret nest in an unused corner of my apartment. They were feeding on the baking mix I forgot in a box from moving in two months ago, and the queen has been laying her eggs on my wireless router. FML
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Saltime 0

She lays her eggs there because she can wirelessly transfer them to any part of the nest.

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WCARlover 34

Oh gross...but hey ants are one of the better insects...couldve been maggots :o

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BrianAlarcon 0

Use poison to kill them!(:

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iChel413 6

It doesn't work! They always come back!

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HomeAl0ne 20

Yeah, they'll just move to your printer next.

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ImmaB3AST 7

Ants... You gotta hate them little bastards

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cicpjaky 6

Time to bring out the heavy duty raid

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KennKenn 0

The queen just wants some wi-fi for her kids.

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nero9112 4

Fix the grammar of this FML now!

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vashthestampede 0

Raid works wonder, if you don't have asthma that is

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perdix 29

Just think, if the worker ants brought the baking mix to the queen and it blended with the ant eggs, then the heat of the router cooked it up, you could have had cake. CAKE!

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BernieBeauty 1

LOL how do you think of that?

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