Moving home, Gross and Insects: Queen

Queen

By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 15:34 - United States

Today, I found thousands of ants in a secret nest in an unused corner of my apartment. They were feeding on the baking mix I forgot in a box from moving in two months ago, and the queen has been laying her eggs on my wireless router. FML

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By ant_hater - 28/08/2011 18:18 - United States

Today, a colony of ants announced that they'd moved into my bedroom closet as I went to get dressed for work. FML

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Gotta have it

By kp. - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I found ants all over my chocolate, but I'm so addicted that I just wiped them off and ate it anyway. FML

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New neighbors

By Jules - 06/07/2023 10:00 - Germany

Today, I got up, curtains still closed, and in the dim light noticed something dark on the floor, which wasn’t there yesterday. I turned on the light to find out what it was. A tiny ant hill. FML

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By YeahItsmecoolhuh - 17/02/2011 06:50 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 02:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that my cat had knocked over a $35 can of powdered baby formula, and there were TWO different colonies of ants warring over the bounty all over the counter. FML

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By TheRoad42 - 20/08/2013 12:54 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, when I got back to my dorm, I found a trail of ants trying to shove a dead roach into a power outlet. The front desk insists that there is no pest problem. FML

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By Funyearahead - 08/08/2016 12:44 - United States - Red Bank

Today, I found out that my new roommate likes to put candy on the floor, let ants crawl all over it, and eats it. Ants and all. FML

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Exterminators are expensive

By vinyl_mermaid - 02/03/2017 14:00

Today, in an effort to rearrange my bedroom, I planned to reroute my internet cables under my house. Then I found out about the black widow infestation. FML

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Home invasion

By Need_more_spiders - 08/08/2023 14:00

Today, after already living with two wasps' nests, as well as gnats that plague our flower pots, we've also discovered moths in our pantry, who've ruined all of the food. FML

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By ewicsmelly - 29/12/2010 02:13 - United States

Today, I kept finding ants crawling all over my face. After a while, I realized that they were all coming from my beard. I have had a population of ants living in my beard. FML

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Saltime 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 19:15

She lays her eggs there because she can wirelessly transfer them to any part of the nest.

Vanbilsen 4

Saturday 10 September 2011 19:13

Clean up your mess son

Comments

hiLARIUS 11

Friday 11 January 2013 3:33

those are gonna be some messed up ants...

MadisonDerp 16

Saturday 15 June 2013 19:46

I take it you don't sweep very often

YOLO_SWAG_2013 3

Saturday 20 July 2013 14:32

One word: RAID

nickschlundt 3

Sunday 29 September 2013 17:34

burn the house

Calvatron 6

Thursday 27 February 2014 2:39

that sucks, now your internet is going to be all buggy):

DaRito 25

Sunday 24 May 2015 2:31

Burn the apartment.

CoNaana 18

Friday 10 July 2015 9:40

How can you not notice this before?

ThatOnePolarBear 13

Monday 29 August 2016 9:52

I now feel itchy after reading this.

Allie614032 34

Thursday 2 March 2017 22:42

Come on. It's an apartment, not a house. It's been two months. Clean up.

Pletchersgirl 15

Friday 7 July 2017 23:40

I once found a sugar ant nest in my router too! Horrible.

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