Prostate implies an Antistate

By artsmart1 - 06/03/2010 00:40 - United States

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Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML
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ohSNAPyall 26

And just pretend this is Angelina Jolie's...?

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ImaginaryFoe 0

...finger instead of the doc's, I guess. I've heard that men have very sensitive nerve centers (like a ********) in that area. Gay or straight, it's supposed to feel quite good to have it stimulated right - which I hope the doc wasn't trying to do. I wouldn't be pleased if, while getting a breast exam or gyno check-up, the doc told me to imagine he's Gerard Butler or someone. Highly inappropriate of him and most awkward if you actually did!

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nexttimeblue 0

So was he just checking your prostate or milking it?!

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owlcityinsomniac 0

og thats hilarious. ur dt has a good sense of humor??? or is gay (or fwmale since its not specified)

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KurouTenshi 0

was it all scratchy and black and white. and he said "arrgg relax, I be a doctor!!"?

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metrockick10 0

Oh, stop being a little bitch. If you ever get married and have children, your wife is going to push a football out a hole ten centimeters in diameter, which stretches and can even rip during child birth. Even if your doctor has sausage fingers, it's not that bad. Besides, women get regular pap smears where the doctor inserts a metal speculum into the ******, spreads it apart, and then scrapes the cervix. It's a little different from having a finger shoved up your ass, but hey, we'll all survive, so stop whining about it.

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SpookyDeeCat 0

Having your prostate looked at is hard enough. Telling you to imagine a woman is like have a woman's doctor say "This of Brad Pit as I do this!" The're holes we know need to be looked at. Just do it fast and well and let us go home!

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MZHUNIDEW13 0

and to the people who say she craves attention .....uhhh your doing the same thing ! !!! smh.......now to the real problem......op I feel sorry for having someone stick there finger in your ass even for two minutes I bet it still is uncomfortable for you. but still lol it's funny

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RODEOqueen 0

@68: a pap smear isn't that bad. slight pressure in the ******. big deal. have fingers stuck up your ass before you judge. just don't try to day girls have it worse, because it's awkward, but not painful.

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buttshapedfruit 0

lmfao!!!! WTF!!!! hhahaha

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monnanon 13

I think the examination of your cervix when your in labor might be worse or at the very least equal to it. Considering how far up a cervix is im imagining its almost a full hand insertion. lol ok I dont know that for definate but to be honest im not trying to play the "females suffer more" card. OP it would be nasty to be examined like that whether you knew what was coming or not. The difference for us women is that we are used to things going out of us and going in plus a ****** is more maleable than an ass. Pap smears are not nice but i'd rather go for three in a row than have the doc check inside my bum.

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